A framed picture of Burt Reynolds.

Are you guys getting your mom anything for Mom’s Day? If so what?

Sorry, a buff chick sa

Give a man a ceviche trio and he will eat for a day, teach a man how to expense that ceviche trio and he will eat until the company finds out.

He could be a villain in the 1960s Series, maybe Checkers, a cretin who plans to steal the royal crown in order to “king” himself.

You’re right, it’s harder. Not only do they have to have the same academic standards of the regular students, they also have to play football at a high level while mantaining those standards.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/415794-college-football-schools-can-offer-majors-in-nfl-studies

There was this guy named Manatee’O who said he had a girlfriend and then he didn’t have a girlfriend, but then why did he have the bowl? Why did he have the bowl?! The reason it’s a big deal is because they made it sound like he was going through a big struggle while at the same time being one of the best football players in the country. It would probably blow over quickly if he just admit it, but people love to speculate which is why this is fun. Speculation is the best thing to do while you’re bored. Doesn’t mean it’s good for you, but it is fun. Now Notre Dame is making it sound like he was taken and they also made a big deal out of his dying girlfriend, which would have been very understandable, a dying girlfriend is no joke, except at the same time Notre Dame dragged their feet investigating an alleged rape.(it’s only alleged because the girl killed herself before a full investigation took place). Also Notre Dame got routed on the BCS Championship which has no relation to this story but means that they already had a very strong media attention. Also, there’s not much to do here in Indiana, so this is big news.

I laughed but that was probably how I sounded during the last Flaming Lips concert, except you couldn’t hear me as well over the music.

I’m getting rid of cable and getting fiber Internet instead. I already have Netflix and Amazon Prime and will add Hulu Plus. Kind of sad to be letting go of HBO Go since it was the only reason I had cable but I just didn’t watch it enough to justify a 90$ bill.

I once say Jay-Z coming out of a McDonald’s drive thru and stuffing his mouth with a big handful of fries. I didn’t scream but I did post this on public so maybe not that different.

“To play The President’s father we need someone with a deep charisma and gravitas, someone who is a strong paternal figure and who is also lovable”
“Morgan Freeman told us if we tried to contact him again he’d call the police”
“Okay, just get the guy who played Ice Cube’s father in Friday>”

People trying to branch out from yacht rock but not ready to delve into light jazz.