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#explainingjokesiswhatmakesthemfunny
Also, I didn’t actually mean any of that. Except the playing with Legos part. I play with Legos.
So, my friends and I regularly play with Legos. Like we have had several parties where we all sit around and play with Legos. Now, I know it’s unfathomable to your high-falutin’, big city, fat cat Washington brain that people can enjoy things that are fun, but they can. Also, you are gay. #peoplehavedifferingopinionsandtheyneedtostop
“Now they are best friends and now they are sex friends and now they are in love.” -The tagline of every romantic comedy ever.
Is that the guy from the “chickens don’t move their head” video? I think that’s the guy from the “chickens don’t move their head” video.
Ok guys, I have a story. A little bit ago I was in a local theater (ha!) production of Sweeney Todd. On the walls backstage there were posters of all the shows the theater has done. One of the posters was for a one night only stand up show. I was all “Where have I heard the name Nick Madson before?” That’s right, I have preformed on the same stage that THE Nick Madson plagerized at! I have met him! He was actually pretty nice!
Anyway, what I’m getting at is if I get a copy of that poster and mail it to Gabe can I have some kind of reward?
Decorah, Iowa (where the nest is) is about an hour away from where I live! ROAD TRIP FOR AMERICA!
Has anyone taken the time to TELL her that she is awful? I’m sure if you explained it to her she would apologize and go away forever.
Eugene Mirman, you do not know it yet but we are best friends. We have been best friends since grade school. We went to burning man together. One time we were hanging out at the mall and a probably homeless guy was yelling at a vending machine. We laughed and laughed.
I’m sorry, Just Desserts. That article was not funny at all. My brother #gothazed once and he was never the same. Not cool man.
Hot Topic!
…uh, Walden Books?
I also love this movie (so much), but I completely agree. If this movie was a person it would wear a scarf and talk about how it’s better than everyone else because it’s in this totally great band with some people from his community college and they are, like, totally going places man. (For this same reason I would also like to nominate one of my other favorite movies, Magnolia.)
I made a friend spit take unironically once. It was one of the proudest moments of my life.
Oh man, didn’t see KajusX’s comment up there. The fact stands that somebody needs to get these children some juice boxes.
Get those kids a juice box!
Somewhere deep in my mind, an 8 year old version of myself is screaming “I WANT THIS MORE THAN ANYTHING.”
Con Air?
Save me Sensei Wall-Tiger!
I’m with you. I’m getting Pokemon White. It has that awesome new psychic type as an exclusive. Also, genie legendaries? Bonkers. (No jokes here, monsters. Just a grown man legitimately excited about the upcoming release of a “children’s” game. For serious.)
Welcome to Factville!
Population: FACT (also, Steve Winwood)
Gabe, you completely ignored the most important part of the movie. Anne Hathaway is nice to look at. FACT.
In Law & Order’s defence, he was on level 20. Every gamer knows that is the most important level. Levels, of course, being the way in which video games are made here in 1992.
After the two videos from earlier, this is my reset button. Thank you Gabe. Thank you Box-Face. Thank you Internet everywhere!
Hahaha, oh man. I just… BAAAAAARF. I mean he barf barf barf. I can’t believe that BARForever.
Sincerely,
Barf.
This is exactly like that Whitest Kids sketch. You know, that one. This one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38O-PcjXh0k
Also, one time my friends and I came up with a show called “My Black Roommate”. It was pretty much “Friends” but one of them was black and everyone brought it up all the time. Please nobody steal this great idea from us.