I took my mom to see it. It was easy, I carried in her urn and they didn’t even charge me! I kept opening the lid and sprinkling my mom on the other moviegoers like Rip Torn.
I got all pissed though, this dude kept, like, wiping off his shirt, and I was all, like, dude, quit wiping off my mom! HAve you no respect!! Jesus. Some People.

The worst movie ever is called “the woman in the dunes”. It’s japanese, and there is no fighting, neon, or boneable chicks. It’s the gay. Stupid, film and literature class. I didn’t know Frank Mller wasn’t considered literature.