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 0Posted on Mar 23rd, 2011 | re: It Is 2011 And Victoria Jackson Is (Still) A Coconut (102 comments)

Wait, she’s an EX-gymnast?! Could have fooled me.

 0Posted on Feb 24th, 2011 | re: Crazy Crazy Awesome Awesome Is Our Generation's Brokencyde (86 comments)

1:44, I win. Wait…I think that means I lost.

 +4Posted on Feb 4th, 2011 | re: Charlie Sheen Public Statement Or Warm Animals Open Thread (102 comments)

Meet Lacie. She loves flannel…and the ladies.

 +2Posted on Jan 26th, 2011 | re: Why We Need A Christian Dictator (123 comments)

I was thinking “Stop Talking, Bye”

 +1Posted on Jan 26th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Ricky Gervais Graffiti (94 comments)

I love the word tomfoolery. Thank you.

 +16Posted on Jan 24th, 2011 | re: Funny Quotes From Mean Girls 2 (39 comments)

I stopped watching it when the “loser” girl they all made fun of DROVE A FUCKING PORSCHE.

 +46Posted on Jan 17th, 2011 | re: The 2011 Golden Globe Awards (76 comments)

 +14Posted on Jan 10th, 2011 | re: Timmy Sings Ke$ha To Usher In 2011 (29 comments)

I really wanted him to peel the banana when he sings “we’re tearin’ it apart”. EMPHASIS, TIMMY.

 +25Posted on Jan 10th, 2011 | re: Saturday Night Live: Jim Carrey And The Black Keys (45 comments)

 0Posted on Jan 4th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Sisyphus Turns 2011 (558 comments)

Sorry I’m so late on this thread but please,

 +11Posted on Dec 20th, 2010 | re: Saturday Night Live: Jeff Bridges And Eminem And Lil Wayne (74 comments)

I thought the opening White House christmas sketch was pretty good. It’s the first time they made me laugh during one of those in years.

 +3Posted on Nov 15th, 2010 | re: Saturday Night Live: Scarlett Johnasson And Arcade Fire (118 comments)

Needs more cowbell.

 +23Posted on Nov 15th, 2010 | re: Saturday Night Live: Scarlett Johnasson And Arcade Fire (118 comments)

They should of just cut out all of the sketches and just let Arcade Fire do their own thing for an hour and a half.

 +3Posted on Nov 12th, 2010 | re: Whoops, Horse In The Car! (68 comments)

Talent in it’s truest form.

 +59Posted on Nov 12th, 2010 | re: Whoops, Horse In The Car! (68 comments)

Gabe, you need a vacation. How about you let Birdie do the blogging for a little while?

 +6Posted on Nov 12th, 2010 | re: The Best Day Of Her Life, Indeed (69 comments)

Somebody call the Wahbulance. Or in this case the wahplane?

Sorry, I’ll show myself out.

 +2Posted on Nov 9th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Brokencyde Are Still THE WORST (163 comments)

AND HOLY SHIT, I definitely know that redhead girl. Her name is Sandra and I went to high school with her and I am now the happiest girl in the world because she was a fucking bitch and now she is in a brokencyde video. PAYBACK FOR. THE. WIN.

 +2Posted on Nov 9th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Brokencyde Are Still THE WORST (163 comments)

I read every single comment before watching this because I can’t seem to work up the nerve. I’M SCARED, YOU GUYS.

 +6Posted on Nov 2nd, 2010 | re: The Walking Dead S01E01: Hide Yo Kid, Hide Yo Wife, Etc (125 comments)

Also,

 +2Posted on Nov 2nd, 2010 | re: The Walking Dead S01E01: Hide Yo Kid, Hide Yo Wife, Etc (125 comments)

In all seriousness, I am so excited for this show. I’m up to date on the comics and issue 80 in December is going to be insane. Spoiler alert – EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS AWESOME.

#gotojailgum

 +1Posted on Oct 26th, 2010 | re: The Sixth Autumn Jam Of 2010: "Lemme Smang It" (81 comments)

Oh god, I remember seeing this at a sushi bar late at night. It terrified me.

 +4Posted on Oct 26th, 2010 | re: Ernest Hemingway's Garden Of Eden Trailer, You Guys (96 comments)

Let’s Keats this going.

 +1Posted on Oct 26th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Couples Retreat (193 comments)

I think you should do 8 mile. It is just a wonderfully horrible film.