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stefon spends one CRAZY night searching for the hottest new nightclub in town!!
i don’t even want to be like 70
falling down is important part of being a baby and learning and stuff i think this is a #babywin
I LIKE what kelly wrote way better than the movie. is it from a movie?
The Shawshank Bottle Redemption
“Hi I”m super fat”
I wanted to see a Dougie episode
I’m so sad about Enlightened
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH DON’T LOOK AT ME!!!!!
a man pooped his pants on the train, a totally separate thing.
I read Are You There God… and I was a very very awkward girl with no friends and stuff so the book kinda made me feel like I was supposed to be talking about this stuff all the time with other girls and so I kept telling all the normal girls at school all about it when my period started and all these details like some book character idiot.
One AM Cowboy
great dad you guys got there, good luck
are you wearing mascara?
I’m gonna need a bigger “BOO”
uh, my doctor doesn’t want me to do any activities where balls fly at my face.
“That ring is making MY vagina come back to life!”
i don’t know why but it reminds me of my favorite trashcan video
Carry a giant book–look like you dropped 10 pounds!!!
Thank you very much for #4. How did you know that today is my birthday and that exotic shorthairs are my favorite.
jim beam wife (me)
THERE’S NO TIME TO WATCH THIS