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 0Posted on Feb 19th, 2010 | re: 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympic Games Open Thread (84 comments)

I like these Olympics because they’re on in the middle of the night over here and I’m a bit of an insomniac. Nothing like watching a random Hungarian sliding down an icy mountain for half an hour to bring about the sweet embrace of sleep.

 +2Posted on Feb 19th, 2010 | re: 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympic Games Open Thread (84 comments)

I like these Olympics because they’re on in the middle of the night over here and I’m a bit of an insomniac. Nothing like watching a random Hungarian sliding down an icy mountain for half an hour to bring about the sweet embrace of sleep.

 -4Posted on Nov 23rd, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Closer (311 comments)

Maybe this too recent (we all need some time to put our hate in perspective etc.) but my god was “(500) Days of Summer” annoying. (Why are there brackets around the ’500′, WHY?)

 +5Posted on Nov 17th, 2009 | re: Oprah Pretends That Sarah Palin Is An Actual Human Being (97 comments)

Really, shooting wolves from helicopters is basically as awesome as stepping on an ant.

 +19Posted on Nov 17th, 2009 | re: Oprah Pretends That Sarah Palin Is An Actual Human Being (97 comments)

Dude, I get the appeal of this whole “voice of reason/the truth is somewhere in the middle”-jive you’ve got going on here, but a) I don’t think you’re gonna succeed in making anyone here feel bad about making fun of Palin b) between Palin & sane people, the middle is not where you want to be.

 +3Posted on Sep 24th, 2009 | re: The First Wedding Pictures Of Pam And Jim (27 comments)

I wouldn’t say it has “ruined” The Office for me, but yeah I’m not looking forward to the whole wedding and pregnancy story arcs either.

 +11Posted on Sep 22nd, 2009 | re: You Guys, We Should Buy More Lottery Tickets! (25 comments)

I prefer gambling on sports. That way my inevitable never ending losing streak is not solely due to chance, but also to an enormous lack of good judgement on my part.

 +15Posted on Sep 15th, 2009 | re: The Jay Leno Show Is Awful (67 comments)

When I was 10, “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” was the only piece of American television that could be seen on Belgian cable tv. I absolutely loved it: the fact that it was on a channel called “Supernet”, that it was on at 10 PM (was anybody awake at 10PM?) and the fact that it made me feel like the smartest 10-year old in the world because not only could I understand most of what he was saying, I also understood the “jokes”.

My point is, whenever I feel confused about Leno’s popularity I think back to 1998, remember how I felt back then and it helps me understand. Building bridges!

 +7Posted on Sep 14th, 2009 | re: The 2009 MTV Video Music Awards (82 comments)

“but at the very least it’s interesting to be doing something no one else has done before for the sake of artistic expression?” Well, at least you asked yourself the right question even if you got the answer wrong.

 0Posted on Sep 14th, 2009 | re: Seth MacFarlane Takes Us To Rape Joke School (30 comments)

I thought that was mildly amusing answer, mainly because the question was so terrible. What was he supposed to answer? I’m also surprised so many people here dislike Family Guy because its jokes involve “taboo” subjects, I always assumed it was the poor quality of the jokes that was the problem.

 +31Posted on Sep 11th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (94 comments)

I also agree that gifs and photoshops are too easy, mainly because I don’t know how to do either of them.

 +12Posted on Sep 8th, 2009 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: AIDS ≠ Hitler (44 comments)

Adolf Hitler is a historical figure that triggers terrible associations for any decent human being and appropriating his name or likeness for your whim is inexcusable in pretty much any context.

 +2Posted on Sep 4th, 2009 | re: What Are We Even Talking About Here, Chris Brown? (55 comments)

Obviously spousal abuse is terrible either way, but the social rule that men don’t hit women is usually pretty instilled in even the biggest scumbags, which makes it more shocking when it does happen.

 +8Posted on Sep 3rd, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (203 comments)

The lowest rated comment actually started off pretty coherent, before gradually trailing off into Internet RAGE Land (it’s somewhere between Estonia & Latvia) starting from the “blah blah blah blah”

 +14Posted on Sep 3rd, 2009 | re: This Is Worse Than 9/11 (66 comments)

“Nature kills 100 times as many people as 9/11 on a regular basis, please support us in keeping it protected.”

 +1Posted on Aug 29th, 2009 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Jay Leno Does Not Save Lives (33 comments)

You seem very angry about someone else’s opinion of a late night comedian. To quote CNN: just sayin’.

 +9Posted on Aug 26th, 2009 | re: Relax, Forks, Washington (45 comments)

15+ years in the future? I think most of us are thinking that right now.

 +13Posted on Aug 18th, 2009 | re: Videogum's Teen Korner: OMG New New Moon Trailer (45 comments)

From now on, I too will randomly insert “Crystal Pepsi!” into my sentences when talking to people younger than me. Gotta compensate for that receding hairline somehow.

Touché. In my defense, English isn’t my first language.

 +5Posted on Aug 13th, 2009 | re: Stewie Is Gay, Says Awful, Awful Seth MacFarlane (84 comments)

His agression doesn’t stem from his being gay, but from his repression of his sexualty. It’s still stupid but it makes sense and doesn’t really seem homophobic at all to me.

I think fake PSA’s have got to outnumber real ones by a margin of 10 or so. When I see one now I just wait for the punchline and Megan Fox’s interpretation of “a person who is serious about something” was not convincing enough to make this an exception.

 +7Posted on Aug 13th, 2009 | re: Fine, Guy Catches Laptop With His Butt (27 comments)

This is the first time I laughed out loud at a YouTube comment:
“this may be? the gayest thing on youtube right now
and i don’t mean gay as in dumb
i mean gay as in homosexual
like one dude boning another dude”

It’s like a poem.

 +6Posted on Aug 12th, 2009 | re: To Be Fair, I Am Not Motherhood's Target Audience (40 comments)

Speaking of Tina Fey, it seems Uma has that whole Liz Lemon I’m-wearing-glasses-so-obviously-no-one-can-see-how-smoking-hot-I-am going on here.

 0Posted on Aug 7th, 2009 | re: The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Make Your Haters Your Motivators (41 comments)

The guy shouting in all caps has a point. Is there anyone here that cares about this show? It’s too depressing to be fun to mock.

 +3Posted on Aug 6th, 2009 | re: There But For The Grace Of God Goes Carrot Top (31 comments)

I’m only vaguely aware of Carrot Top but the knowledge that “prop humor” is an actual subgenre of comedy that exists somehow saddles me with an overwhelming sadness. I’m not sure why.