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 +5Posted on Sep 1st, 2009 | re: Norm MacDonald's Reign As "Best Late Night Guest" Remains Unbroken (46 comments)

Give me another space beer, Gleep-Glop.

Not really.

I actually feel really bad for Paul Wall.

 +6Posted on Aug 4th, 2009 | re: Nerd Treasure Chest: Hidden Audio Tracks In Old Cartoons (14 comments)

This guy knows what I’m talking about! This guy DEFINITELY knows what I’m talking about!

 0Posted on Jul 26th, 2009 | re: Where Is Hot Tub Time Machine's Fan Made Poster? (42 comments)

Well, that’s why you gotta see the movie!!!

“Why are these men clothed and dry if they just rode the… HOT TUB TIME MACHINE, 2011″

 0Posted on Jul 13th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: My Boulder Sucks (250 comments)

What, no Poseidon?

 +7Posted on Jun 23rd, 2009 | re: So, Is America Done With Jon & Kate Now? Please? (38 comments)

Someone seriously needs to cancel this show. If Jon and Kate Plus Hate had ANY care for their children (which they don’t), they would not continue this show and overexpose their children (who have no voice in this by the way) as ‘entertainment’. They have to deal with a divorce between their arrogant attention-starved parents, please don’t let anyone watch that.

 +9Posted on Jun 17th, 2009 | re: Who Should Play Larry In The Three Stooges Movie? (43 comments)

He’s busy selling castles.

 -4Posted on Jun 16th, 2009 | re: Here Comes The Hangover Hangover (52 comments)

I tripped one time and watched Napoleon Dynamite. It made complete sense.

 +5Posted on Jun 15th, 2009 | re: David Cross Is Less Grumpy Than Usual (10 comments)

um, David Cross + Spike Jonze + Will Arnett? Why haven’t we heard about this?

 +36Posted on Jun 15th, 2009 | re: That's Your Chair: The Divided Salli Saddle Chair Seat (32 comments)

Chair! You are tearing my genitals apart!

 -1Posted on Jun 15th, 2009 | re: Uh Oh, Somebody's Gay Dad Broke Into The High School A/V Room (96 comments)

Great Job!

 +3Posted on Jun 10th, 2009 | re: Jessica Alba Lives Every Week Like It's Shark Week (28 comments)

this is what happens when you’re chilling with the Flaming Lips too long

 +9Posted on Jun 9th, 2009 | re: Jessica Alba Lives Every Week Like It's Shark Week (28 comments)

I would just like to say Kiss The Pan wins super-cool points forever for having a good Mr. Show reference and a Calvin & Hobbes icon, well-played sir,

In Jessica Alba’s defense, if you’re gonna drool, at least spend the money to drool bottled water. Tap water is icky and so is actual drool.

…I’m not gonna defend that shark thing though, shit is too ridiculous

 +14Posted on Jun 8th, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: The Hangover (79 comments)

You probably get this a lot, but. Is.. is this the real Caesars Palace?

 +5Posted on Jun 8th, 2009 | re: Oh Good, The Transmorphers Sequel, You Guys (22 comments)

“Run as fast as you-” “NO!”

Someone needs to start a national campaign to save E-40!!! What kind of desperate times has he encountered to find himself in this mess? He needs our help!!!! *hyphy-signal*

 +6Posted on Jun 4th, 2009 | re: And Here Is A Dude With A Really, Really Long Tongue (29 comments)

Tags: iCarly, Tongue

thank you Videogum.

Even Asher Roth hates this.

Plus, dude with the long black hair is not even in Black Eyed Peas from the looks of it. “Man, this song sucks. I hope they at least let me be in the video for about 4 shots so I can get some money. I can’t really buy food with my free HP Mini-Note 2133′s.”

 +9Posted on Jun 2nd, 2009 | re: Pour It Out For Ecstasy Jesus Girl (34 comments)

That’s my girlfriend

 +2Posted on May 13th, 2009 | re: Tyler Perry Literally Shits Content (11 comments)

I refuse to see a Tyler Perry movie until he casts David Liebe Hart

 +25Posted on May 12th, 2009 | re: Janeane Garofalo Ambushes Bill O'Reilly's Ambusher (68 comments)

so unattractive = no valid opinion. Thanks Billy, I was confused there for a minute.

 +13Posted on May 12th, 2009 | re: St. Louis Woman Disturbs The Natural Order Of Garbage (22 comments)

It was in St. Louis, the key component of making this story so magical and amazing.

 +24Posted on May 12th, 2009 | re: St. Louis Woman Disturbs The Natural Order Of Garbage (22 comments)

I smell new promotion. “The first 5 people to find a Twilight? script in a trash can will get a trip for two (2) to the premiere!” sponsored by Hefty