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not sure what they were trying to accomplish there.
the IKEA is in Canton – still quite a ways outside of Detroit proper. There’s plenty of reasons to visit Detroit (great restaurants, museums, concerts, sports venues, belle isle, etc) despite what the enlightened writers at filmdrunk have to say.
there goes the next 25 minutes of my day…
my college roommate was from bolivia, barely spoke english, and loved him some techno. i was introduced to vengaboys for hours at a time. he also had a bizarre fascination with “beautiful day” by U2, which provided an acceptable break from the techno every once in a while. his constant techno fueled partying caused his grades to slump drastically my freshman year, so towards the end he spent every waking hour in the library studying. i opted to room with him again the next year and barely knew he was there. diego was the best.
I forgot that I had yesterday off and wandered into work anyways. I stared at the walls for about 2 hours before I looked at the vacation calendar. But then I had this wonderful feeling that I had been granted a bonus day, and was far more productive than I would have been otherwise. All days off should be surprise days off.
all i could think about while watching is kid 1 passing out and face-planting right into the fork. you’re gonna put an eye out! sharp things plus eyeballs = bad.
The cone approach, while novel, makes much less sense than salt. Have they not discovered the magical ice melting properties of salt in the UK? Also, this seems like an obvious missed opportunity for yakety sax.
for fucks sakes randy – no tags needed.
black face? of course. cross dressing black face? boring. green face?? now it gets interesting…
whoops, pardon me, not flicking off, jerk-off motion, as clarified by Scott below. but still, pushups. true story.
one of the related videos is a pre fu manchu interview he gives describing why he is going to jail for flicking off a judge, and how his firm will survive while he’s incarcerated. his answer? pushups.
Good to see that Franklin can still find work.
I did, but I hadn’t pieced that together until now… well played!
That movie was actually filmed at a high school that I work at… one day I came in and Miley was blocking the entrance to my office, all whored out in her cool high school kid garb. I ended up having to wait for about half an hour until they were done getting her sentence or two out of her, as her time was too valuable to wait to move the gear for me to do actual work. I was not loling either.
I got a grey kitty, white one, and a tabby too
And a big orange guy who put snakes in my shoes
Mad MC skills, leave ya struck, and I roll with ma kitties, and I’m hard as fuck
I am down with Plato and Socrates
And I like to get busy with all the ladies.
I’m guessing feeding the raccoon dinner at the table is the only way to keep it from spelling out vulgar words with the fridge magnets… what a jerk.
They both disgrace my surname! And don’t even get me started on that bastard Long John.