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 0Posted on May 15th | re: Ahmed Angel Is Planet (30 comments)

 0Posted on May 14th | re: What Other Stupid Restaurants Should Be Dumb Movies? (45 comments)

around me the actual Wendy…

was swapped out with “Wendy” for some reason…

not sure what they were trying to accomplish there.

 0Posted on May 14th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (24 comments)

the IKEA is in Canton – still quite a ways outside of Detroit proper. There’s plenty of reasons to visit Detroit (great restaurants, museums, concerts, sports venues, belle isle, etc) despite what the enlightened writers at filmdrunk have to say.

 0Posted on Apr 17th | re: Requisite Posting Of Jon Hamm On Sesame Street (23 comments)

there goes the next 25 minutes of my day…

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xxlgfr_muppet-show-johnny-cash_shortfilms#.UW7Z05h318E

 0Posted on Apr 10th | re: It Really Brings You Back (28 comments)

my college roommate was from bolivia, barely spoke english, and loved him some techno. i was introduced to vengaboys for hours at a time. he also had a bizarre fascination with “beautiful day” by U2, which provided an acceptable break from the techno every once in a while. his constant techno fueled partying caused his grades to slump drastically my freshman year, so towards the end he spent every waking hour in the library studying. i opted to room with him again the next year and barely knew he was there. diego was the best.

 +13Posted on Feb 19th | re: Wake Up, Everybody! Welcome Back! (22 comments)

I forgot that I had yesterday off and wandered into work anyways. I stared at the walls for about 2 hours before I looked at the vacation calendar. But then I had this wonderful feeling that I had been granted a bonus day, and was far more productive than I would have been otherwise. All days off should be surprise days off.

 +1Posted on Jan 29th | re: LUNCH BREAK! (8 comments)

all i could think about while watching is kid 1 passing out and face-planting right into the fork. you’re gonna put an eye out! sharp things plus eyeballs = bad.

 0Posted on Jan 22nd | re: ICE DANCE BREAK! (18 comments)

The cone approach, while novel, makes much less sense than salt. Have they not discovered the magical ice melting properties of salt in the UK? Also, this seems like an obvious missed opportunity for yakety sax.

 +13Posted on Jan 10th | re: The Perfect Crime: Dress Up As Smurfs And Cause Crimes (14 comments)

 +29Posted on Dec 20th, 2012 | re: Merry Christmas From Courtney Stodden (50 comments)

gross.

 +20Posted on Nov 20th, 2012 | re: This Picture Of Daniel Craig With Long Hair In The '90s Is Your Problem Now (38 comments)

for fucks sakes randy – no tags needed.

 +1Posted on Nov 6th, 2012 | re: Writing In Your Blog Vote For TV President (67 comments)

 +13Posted on Aug 16th, 2012 | re: Now, Here's The Thing (49 comments)

black face? of course. cross dressing black face? boring. green face?? now it gets interesting…

 +1Posted on May 25th, 2012 | re: That's Your Lawyer: Adam Reposa (39 comments)

whoops, pardon me, not flicking off, jerk-off motion, as clarified by Scott below. but still, pushups. true story.

 +9Posted on May 25th, 2012 | re: That's Your Lawyer: Adam Reposa (39 comments)

one of the related videos is a pre fu manchu interview he gives describing why he is going to jail for flicking off a judge, and how his firm will survive while he’s incarcerated. his answer? pushups.

 +14Posted on May 11th, 2012 | re: That's Your Hate-Filled Nonsense Garbage Ranting Girlfriend (93 comments)

this uncle?

 +6Posted on Mar 30th, 2012 | re: A Street Performer And His Two Nice Friends (13 comments)

Good to see that Franklin can still find work.

 +8Posted on Feb 3rd, 2012 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (103 comments)

I did, but I hadn’t pieced that together until now… well played!

 +35Posted on Feb 3rd, 2012 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (103 comments)

Ron’s love of scavenger hunts and party down worlds colliding were

 +14Posted on Jan 30th, 2012 | re: Gojo Hands-Free And Other Ways To Make A Million Dollars (76 comments)

 +4Posted on Jan 13th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (119 comments)

That movie was actually filmed at a high school that I work at… one day I came in and Miley was blocking the entrance to my office, all whored out in her cool high school kid garb. I ended up having to wait for about half an hour until they were done getting her sentence or two out of her, as her time was too valuable to wait to move the gear for me to do actual work. I was not loling either.

 +3Posted on Jan 5th, 2012 | re: Me And My Grandma Dancing To "Rack City" (11 comments)

I got a grey kitty, white one, and a tabby too
And a big orange guy who put snakes in my shoes
Mad MC skills, leave ya struck, and I roll with ma kitties, and I’m hard as fuck
I am down with Plato and Socrates
And I like to get busy with all the ladies.

 +6Posted on Nov 16th, 2011 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (25 comments)

I’m guessing feeding the raccoon dinner at the table is the only way to keep it from spelling out vulgar words with the fridge magnets… what a jerk.

 0Posted on Nov 9th, 2011 | re: New Commenters' New Corner: Brett Ratner, Your Boyfriend, Stinks! (187 comments)

They both disgrace my surname! And don’t even get me started on that bastard Long John.

 +7Posted on Sep 26th, 2011 | re: Let's Give Anne Hathaway A More Interesting Catwoman Costume (35 comments)