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Yes. Usually you just send an intern to do it, though.
One time I Arli$$ed all over Anna Chlumsky in college, and she didn’t even say hi to me. True story.
Polish seems to be winning…
I think the Videogum rulebook says that rape jokes are ok, but not rape-rape jokes.
If the Supreme Court overturns Obamacare, no one will be able to… Live Long and Prosper!
Sorry.
If Mark Ruffalo had a contact lens with a small incision in it, he would be able to fit his penis… In The Cut.
The Kids Are Alright… with Mark Ruffalo’s small penis.
You Can Count On Me… to have a small penis.
What did the guy on the right receive for winning the Bob Odenkirk look alike contest?
Hold on, he’s the best, and he’s a loose cannon? I was definitely not prepared for that juxtaposition of character traits. Next you’re going to tell me he’s really good-looking, but also kind of a jerk…
Yiiiiiiikes
~Nickelback lyrics~
If the rapture comes on Kirk Cameron’s birthday, who will be left behind… to eat those Subway subs?
Dr. Sleep is a pretty good title, but i think Mr. Coconuts would be a way better choice. Just sayin.
Watching that Madonna clip I was struck by the fact that none of the journalists asked her what is was like working with Chevy Chase on those “Vacation” movies.
“I love you way more than my ~real~ children. But don’t tell them I told you that, okay?”
“Poor guy must fuck like dogshit.” – Jazzy Jeff
For He’s a Jolly Good Fellowship of the Ring
“Eli Roth, the multi-talented director, writer, producer and actor” – hahahahahahahaha
I don’t see anything funny about an earnest little man dancing for a lady who obviously loves literal dance interpretation of song lyrics. Now will someone help me get his head out out of that yogurt cup?
I’ll take the bait, “or is he just happy to PEE me”
…aaaand that should do it for me today.
She got 99 problems, but her vagina ain’t one.
Someone HAD to make this joke. Today that someone was me. Tomorrow? Maybe it’s you…
LMFAO – “Hey, how’s it going?”
Hamm – “Yeah, thanks.”