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 +1Posted on Oct 13th, 2009 | re: Oh Hell No, There Are More?!? (44 comments)

The nightmares are in the eyes. They’re the constant in this bad-trip demon experiment.

Oh man, I so win the dirt-digging game with this video of Jerry from accounting. I knew he was hiding something!

 +2Posted on Oct 9th, 2009 | re: Rush Limbaugh Calls Winning A Nobel Peace Prize An Embarrassment? (94 comments)

I never would have pegged Rush to have a Big Black emblem office chair. I don’t think it means what he thinks it means.

 +4Posted on Oct 5th, 2009 | re: Mad Men: California-Style Open Thread (45 comments)

And do we like Trudy better in Mad Men or Community? Just throwing that out there.

 +1Posted on Oct 5th, 2009 | re: Mad Men: California-Style Open Thread (45 comments)

I saw the Don/Betty portion of this episode as a sort of bizarro subdued continuation of their Revolutionary Rd. counterparts; wherein, she actually has the baby and instead of moving to Paris, they take a brief business trip to Rome where Don amnesia finger bangs her. Betty: If you touch me, I’m going to look wistfully off camera when you leave the room!!!

 +4Posted on Oct 1st, 2009 | re: Is Michael Cera The King Of The Photobomb? (42 comments)

I think he very well may be 12 yrs old in that photo-bomb, which would explain why he’s at what appears to be a Rainforest Cafe, presumably for his middle school buddy’s (the guy w/ ALL the parrots) birthday.

 +27Posted on Sep 28th, 2009 | re: Mad Men: Don Draper Wuz Robbed! (Literally!) (59 comments)

I think there’s a inverse correlation between Pete and Don’s likability. The more of a weasel Pete is, the more debonair Don is. And the more relatable Pete is, the more Don yells. I may have just Good Will Huntinged the show’s formula. Do you like apples?

 +10Posted on Sep 28th, 2009 | re: Mad Men: Don Draper Wuz Robbed! (Literally!) (59 comments)

Clearly Don doesn’t do contracts but you know what else he doesn’t do? He doesn’t stare through a camera obscura at solar eclipses that only come along every nine years. C’mon guys, Chapter 2 of “The Aloof Ad Executive’s Guide to Being Apathetic”.

 +4Posted on Sep 25th, 2009 | re: A Round Up Of Reviews Of I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell (52 comments)

“Cloudy With a Chance of Explosive Diarrhea”

 +1Posted on Sep 25th, 2009 | re: Choose Your Own Farewell Vincent D'Onofrio Fan Montage (27 comments)

I can’t wait for the L&O:C I and Monk crossover episodes. It’ll be a neurotic battle of wills between Jeff Goldblum and Tony Shalhoub. My money’s on Goldblum every time.

 0Posted on Sep 23rd, 2009 | re: A Girl In Romania Hates Kirk Cameron Enough For All Of Us (86 comments)

It can’t be a coincidence that my friend looks like Kirk Cameron and he also believes that the earth is 10,000 yrs young. Surrogate!

 +9Posted on Sep 23rd, 2009 | re: Saturday Night Live To Blow The Lid Off This Megan Fox Thing (42 comments)

When I read “meltdown”, I got the image of Megan Fox melting in a vat of molten lava T-1000 style. Surely, that’s the only way to destroy her.

 +2Posted on Sep 22nd, 2009 | re: Terrence Howard Would LIke To Remind You To Wash Your Hands (47 comments)

With our comments combined…

 +14Posted on Sep 22nd, 2009 | re: Terrence Howard Would LIke To Remind You To Wash Your Hands (47 comments)

A Terrance Howard Reminder: Everybody’s got a Don Cheadle somewhere.

 0Posted on Sep 19th, 2009 | re: Oh Man, Thursday Night TV Is BACK! (69 comments)

Sarcasm? I was aware that I wasn’t watching CBS. No offense if you’re a EVERYBODYLOVESRAYMONDHEAD.

 +5Posted on Sep 18th, 2009 | re: Oh Man, Thursday Night TV Is BACK! (69 comments)

You’re obviously a power bottom.

 +1Posted on Sep 18th, 2009 | re: Oh Man, Thursday Night TV Is BACK! (69 comments)

Honestly, the only redeeming part of Community, for me, was when Abed started quoting The Breakfast Club. The rest of it kind of fell flat. I did appreciate that it wasn’t shot in documentary style, but it seemed to be missing something. A laugh track perhaps? Is there no going back? Also, this could have very easily been the latest straight-to-dvd installment in the Van Wilder/Road Trip series.

Filibuster!

 +5Posted on Sep 17th, 2009 | re: Paranormal Activity Scares The Dummies, Apparently (50 comments)

Im with you. Normally, I wouldn’t be able to suspend my disbelief (“from meathooks”) when it comes to horror movies, but I’m willing to give it a shot…pending some decent reviews.

 +1Posted on Sep 17th, 2009 | re: Paranormal Activity Scares The Dummies, Apparently (50 comments)

I think you meant Steven Seagal. In between shooting “The Glimmer Man” and “Fire Down Below” he decided to bite this woman on the ass and track kitty litter through their bedroom. Real talk.

 +7Posted on Sep 16th, 2009 | re: Kevin James Will Not Rest Until All The Animals Are Injured (14 comments)

I actually thought his standup special “Sweat The Small Stuff” was pretty funny the first time I saw it…no Blarto.

 +3Posted on Sep 16th, 2009 | re: Did The MTV Video Music Awards Hand Out Stupid Pills? (43 comments)

What borough does Smeagol rep again? Oh, quite literally a cave that boroughs into the ground? Then he should have stayed there. But atleast he got his braids did.

 -1Posted on Sep 15th, 2009 | re: Can We Think Of A More Boring Show Than This Show? (49 comments)

Paul Reiser was/is incredibly boring, assuming that “Mad About You” is still in syndication somewhere (+1).

 +2Posted on Sep 15th, 2009 | re: Gossip Girl: It's Not A Real Soap Opera Until Someone Gets Amnesia (26 comments)

Not to be like professor of relationship sciences over here, but I believe the honeymoon period of a new relationship usually lasts around 3 months or so. But of course, altering your look by caking on clown makeup can make things new and exciting again.

 +2Posted on Sep 15th, 2009 | re: The Jay Leno Show Is Awful (67 comments)

God if Jay Leno is the coast, I’m using the bullet on myself…sorry son.