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Oh man, I so win the dirt-digging game with this video of Jerry from accounting. I knew he was hiding something!
I never would have pegged Rush to have a Big Black emblem office chair. I don’t think it means what he thinks it means.
And do we like Trudy better in Mad Men or Community? Just throwing that out there.
I saw the Don/Betty portion of this episode as a sort of bizarro subdued continuation of their Revolutionary Rd. counterparts; wherein, she actually has the baby and instead of moving to Paris, they take a brief business trip to Rome where Don amnesia finger bangs her. Betty: If you touch me, I’m going to look wistfully off camera when you leave the room!!!
I think he very well may be 12 yrs old in that photo-bomb, which would explain why he’s at what appears to be a Rainforest Cafe, presumably for his middle school buddy’s (the guy w/ ALL the parrots) birthday.
I think there’s a inverse correlation between Pete and Don’s likability. The more of a weasel Pete is, the more debonair Don is. And the more relatable Pete is, the more Don yells. I may have just Good Will Huntinged the show’s formula. Do you like apples?
Clearly Don doesn’t do contracts but you know what else he doesn’t do? He doesn’t stare through a camera obscura at solar eclipses that only come along every nine years. C’mon guys, Chapter 2 of “The Aloof Ad Executive’s Guide to Being Apathetic”.
“Cloudy With a Chance of Explosive Diarrhea”
I can’t wait for the L&O:C I and Monk crossover episodes. It’ll be a neurotic battle of wills between Jeff Goldblum and Tony Shalhoub. My money’s on Goldblum every time.
It can’t be a coincidence that my friend looks like Kirk Cameron and he also believes that the earth is 10,000 yrs young. Surrogate!
When I read “meltdown”, I got the image of Megan Fox melting in a vat of molten lava T-1000 style. Surely, that’s the only way to destroy her.
With our comments combined…
A Terrance Howard Reminder: Everybody’s got a Don Cheadle somewhere.
Sarcasm? I was aware that I wasn’t watching CBS. No offense if you’re a EVERYBODYLOVESRAYMONDHEAD.
You’re obviously a power bottom.
Honestly, the only redeeming part of Community, for me, was when Abed started quoting The Breakfast Club. The rest of it kind of fell flat. I did appreciate that it wasn’t shot in documentary style, but it seemed to be missing something. A laugh track perhaps? Is there no going back? Also, this could have very easily been the latest straight-to-dvd installment in the Van Wilder/Road Trip series.
Filibuster!
Im with you. Normally, I wouldn’t be able to suspend my disbelief (“from meathooks”) when it comes to horror movies, but I’m willing to give it a shot…pending some decent reviews.
I think you meant Steven Seagal. In between shooting “The Glimmer Man” and “Fire Down Below” he decided to bite this woman on the ass and track kitty litter through their bedroom. Real talk.
I actually thought his standup special “Sweat The Small Stuff” was pretty funny the first time I saw it…no Blarto.
What borough does Smeagol rep again? Oh, quite literally a cave that boroughs into the ground? Then he should have stayed there. But atleast he got his braids did.
Paul Reiser was/is incredibly boring, assuming that “Mad About You” is still in syndication somewhere (+1).
Not to be like professor of relationship sciences over here, but I believe the honeymoon period of a new relationship usually lasts around 3 months or so. But of course, altering your look by caking on clown makeup can make things new and exciting again.
God if Jay Leno is the coast, I’m using the bullet on myself…sorry son.

















The nightmares are in the eyes. They’re the constant in this bad-trip demon experiment.