i am always torn between loving the theme song and wishing there were more seconds of hilarity with gabe and max.

i hate those kids that dance. one of them kicked my friend once. because a moving train is not a safe place to breakdance poorly without injuring bystanders.

i saw the real life version of the keebler elf guy and the real life version of jenny humphrey the garbage monster at pianos tonight! along with the real life version of the whole gossip girl crew. except of course, it being real life, no one was nearly as attractive as anyone on gossip girl. they looked just as much the worst as their teen soap opera inspirations. they were wasted and obnoxious, no duh. seriously though, fake keebler elf had gross hair just like the guy on the show. and his fake jenny garbage monster girlfriend could have been a body double for real jenny, right down to the increasingly ratty blonde extensions. the two of them being all hot for each garbage other made me giggle all night. well, that and fake keebler elf’s hair.

on the plus side though, the bands were awesome!

and i hope chuck stays dead! no offense to him personally. i hope that the whole next season they kill off one character per episode. like some kind of final destination shit. the more gruesome, the better! no one left standing! that is what i would do if i were writing this show. [hey the people in charge of tv, i could totally do that. i am unemployed again!]

to be kind of fair to russell crowe [which i really really hate doing, p.s.], i did read some quote from him about this movie being a return to the original story of robin hood. i had to read some of those early robin hood plays [? not really plays. like little scraps of loosely scripted morality play type shit] in one of my theatre history class, and it turns out robin hood was not a lovable fox who wears a tunic but no pants, as i was led to believe as a child! he was kind of a dick. i remember this one where he breaks all of these clay pots that some dude is trying to sell for no apparent reason. not cool, robin hood. not cool.

i haven’t seen the movie, but i bet there is that scene where he breaks the clay pots, right? because hollywood loves nothing more than incomplete medieval scripts.

oh this episode. what was with that clump of gross on the back of jenny’s head all episode? and how everyone on the show is so aware of how it is the worst and can’t even be bothered to try anymore? and serena acts like a bossy five year old and apparently no one feels like they should slap her really really hard? when nate asked dan what happened and dan’s only response was to roll his eyes, that is how i feel about this show.

someone seriously needs to kill jenny’s weave before it takes over her head. i think that thing has come to life and developed the ability to mutate. kill it before it starts increasing in size like the blob and takes all of nyc hostage. but not before it kills jenny.

not to be an asshole, but i am one. so it’s kind of unavoidable. seriously, KajusX? brooklyn accent? it’s called bronx beat. they have bronx accents. duh.

i know i’m really late to this party [not party, sorry.] today is my brother’s birthday. he would have been 31. almost 3 years ago, he killed himself because. i don’t know why. there was no reason or explanation or whatever. he was bipolar and had been doing well for 2 and a half years and then i guess he just gave up.

please please please do not kill yourself. i know you might think it would make life easier on everyone, but it does not. i would give anything to have my brother back today. i would put up with 60 more years of him at his worst just to have him back in my life. and his worst was awful. fear for my safety awful. that is how much i want him back. so please do not do this. if only for the people you love. it will not make it better for them.

seriously, the heart is much lower than you think. remember that the next time you want to shoot someone in the heart.

i want andre leon talley to be my actual mother.

he totally grabbed the girl by the hand in one of them, and they ran off together. he’s only a douche who leaves a girl to be assaulted 90% of the time.

i love that even when voting “NO,” all the monsters are careful to reassure gabe that it’s not his writing, it’s the awfulness of the show. because as a 200 year old [i think i have that right] man, gabe’s entire self worth is based on what a lot of self-described monsters on the internet think. you guys are almost too sweet. probably though, i am too much of an asshole.

p.s. i vote NO again. loudly. strongly. and vehemently.

he is clearly right on the forefront of current fashion trends. or he would be if only they were harem pants overalls. he’s so amped that it works though.

dior homme suit and aviators! and instead of topher grace, make it a dior homme model because they really wear those super skinny suits best.

i’d see that movie. probably twice.