i am always torn between loving the theme song and wishing there were more seconds of hilarity with gabe and max.
only in the 80s.
i hate those kids that dance. one of them kicked my friend once. because a moving train is not a safe place to breakdance poorly without injuring bystanders.
as a fashion designer, i would say that she is not wearing a tunic. i’d call it a shirt-dress, just a very short one. though i suppose that could be open to debate as the placket does not extend all the way to the bottom.
as a human being, i would question calling her lovable. the only redeeming quality of blake lively’s is her amazing tits. the costumer for gossip girl clearly knows this. literally everything she wears on the show is like, “hey look at my tits! they are so awesome!” but alas, perfect breasts do not equal lovable.
i get it that you were making a joke. but i’m still a little drunk from a concert earlier. and i kind of resent you hijacking my comment about disney’s awesome robin hood cartoon and medieval theatre to post a picture of blake fucking lively. she’s so irritating. i’m so glad i’m not watching gossip girl next season.
i saw the real life version of the keebler elf guy and the real life version of jenny humphrey the garbage monster at pianos tonight! along with the real life version of the whole gossip girl crew. except of course, it being real life, no one was nearly as attractive as anyone on gossip girl. they looked just as much the worst as their teen soap opera inspirations. they were wasted and obnoxious, no duh. seriously though, fake keebler elf had gross hair just like the guy on the show. and his fake jenny garbage monster girlfriend could have been a body double for real jenny, right down to the increasingly ratty blonde extensions. the two of them being all hot for each garbage other made me giggle all night. well, that and fake keebler elf’s hair.
on the plus side though, the bands were awesome!
and i hope chuck stays dead! no offense to him personally. i hope that the whole next season they kill off one character per episode. like some kind of final destination shit. the more gruesome, the better! no one left standing! that is what i would do if i were writing this show. [hey the people in charge of tv, i could totally do that. i am unemployed again!]
if it was real, wouldn’t he have asked the pianist to play in a lower key? i mean, i would. and my hypothetical actions pretty much determine reality. i think that’s how it works.
to be kind of fair to russell crowe [which i really really hate doing, p.s.], i did read some quote from him about this movie being a return to the original story of robin hood. i had to read some of those early robin hood plays [? not really plays. like little scraps of loosely scripted morality play type shit] in one of my theatre history class, and it turns out robin hood was not a lovable fox who wears a tunic but no pants, as i was led to believe as a child! he was kind of a dick. i remember this one where he breaks all of these clay pots that some dude is trying to sell for no apparent reason. not cool, robin hood. not cool.
i haven’t seen the movie, but i bet there is that scene where he breaks the clay pots, right? because hollywood loves nothing more than incomplete medieval scripts.
my dad makes awesome dad jokes. but probably if i didn’t love him so much, i would not find them so endlessly entertaining.
oh this episode. what was with that clump of gross on the back of jenny’s head all episode? and how everyone on the show is so aware of how it is the worst and can’t even be bothered to try anymore? and serena acts like a bossy five year old and apparently no one feels like they should slap her really really hard? when nate asked dan what happened and dan’s only response was to roll his eyes, that is how i feel about this show.
someone seriously needs to kill jenny’s weave before it takes over her head. i think that thing has come to life and developed the ability to mutate. kill it before it starts increasing in size like the blob and takes all of nyc hostage. but not before it kills jenny.
oh give it a couple of seasons, and i am sure it will be as the worst as gossip girl. if you can remember as far back as three years ago, gossip girl was also an excellent teen soap opera. as it is these days, not even chace crawford’s pretty pretty face can get me through it these days. i will be so sad when not even ian somerhalder’s pretty pretty face will get me through the vampire diaries. at the moment, i am enjoying that show ['s pretty boy] tremendously.
[my entire criteria for watching anything is: has attractive male lead. i am pretty much also the worst.]
not to be an asshole, but i am one. so it’s kind of unavoidable. seriously, KajusX? brooklyn accent? it’s called bronx beat. they have bronx accents. duh.
man, and i thought my mom was crazy. thanks for the perspective, gabe!
i know i’m really late to this party [not party, sorry.] today is my brother’s birthday. he would have been 31. almost 3 years ago, he killed himself because. i don’t know why. there was no reason or explanation or whatever. he was bipolar and had been doing well for 2 and a half years and then i guess he just gave up.
please please please do not kill yourself. i know you might think it would make life easier on everyone, but it does not. i would give anything to have my brother back today. i would put up with 60 more years of him at his worst just to have him back in my life. and his worst was awful. fear for my safety awful. that is how much i want him back. so please do not do this. if only for the people you love. it will not make it better for them.
“i took all my antibiotics at once. now i can’t remember how to leave.”
i love you, brittney!!!!!
seriously, the heart is much lower than you think. remember that the next time you want to shoot someone in the heart.
i don’t worry about beyonce. i think this was a just an excuse to dress up in cute 60s “housewife” clothes and dance around with a bette paige hair-do. which, um, is totally normal and we have all done that, right?
i want andre leon talley to be my actual mother.
why is cookie monster grabbing tyra’s ass? that is so not okay.
he totally grabbed the girl by the hand in one of them, and they ran off together. he’s only a douche who leaves a girl to be assaulted 90% of the time.
speak for yourself. i am a girl, and i am not offended. but as the fondest says below, we discussed that last week.
i love that even when voting “NO,” all the monsters are careful to reassure gabe that it’s not his writing, it’s the awfulness of the show. because as a 200 year old [i think i have that right] man, gabe’s entire self worth is based on what a lot of self-described monsters on the internet think. you guys are almost too sweet. probably though, i am too much of an asshole.
p.s. i vote NO again. loudly. strongly. and vehemently.
also as a new yorker, i implore you: stop giving those women the attention they crave. if we all stop watching and/or recapping, they won’t stop being awful. that’s crazy. but at least we will all get to stop hearing about how awful they are.
he is clearly right on the forefront of current fashion trends. or he would be if only they were harem pants overalls. he’s so amped that it works though.
i didn’t even really like rosemary’s baby. it was crazy misogynistic and bad.
dior homme suit and aviators! and instead of topher grace, make it a dior homme model because they really wear those super skinny suits best.
i’d see that movie. probably twice.