Find Me On:
I’m not gonna lie… It’s not so hard to listen to this song. It’s certainly better than pretty much all of the other summer jams but not better enough to be considered “good”.
Subtlety? You want the subtlety? YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE SUBTLETY!
“This wasn’t part of the FILM!”
“I am ALTERING the film. PRAY I don’t alter it any further!”
Orgazmo (Am I doing this right?)
That’s pretty much the first thing I pictured; Him playing guitar hero in a sequined thong and a bowtie, acting totally normal, just taking life one sequined thong at a time.
“If you wanna marry me that would be awesome.”
Dude, you aren’t up sizing you fries here.
John and Sarah Run for White Castle
John and Sarah are in Favor of Guantanamo Bay
Do you know what marriage in the eyes of the law technically is? Two people uniting under law for tax purposes. If there is separation of church and state (which technically there is but realistically there TOTALLY ISN’T CASE IN POINT), why does it matter if two consenting people regardless of gender want to save some taxes?
But it’s like the Old Dutch Ariba’s to Frito-Lays Doritos or the Lays Stax to Pringles: They’re both good, its just nice to have the variety!
I just wanted to reiterate my extreme (DORITOS EXTREME!1!!1!) disappointment that Canadians cannot watch the magic that is Gabe and Max. If someone happens to find it somewhere else, hook a brother up eh?
I would prefer you didn’t air my childhood audition tapes for “Hey, Zeus!” but since you have I just want to say in my defence the guy behind the camera was giving me the pedo-eye the whole time.
Seriously I’m crushed I can’t watch this.
My lvl 11 Paladin Sir Balzonqin would approve.
I have a lot of heart for that… That One. My bully never physically hurt me, he never had to. When your young your constantly learning; your mind, ideals and beliefs being formed because of (or in spite of) the external stimuli you are subjected to. Any input is volatile because this is the foundation your life-house will be built on.
So when the bully at this time tells all your buddies to stop talking to you, and suddenly your spending all your lunch times, recesses and after schools alone you start to wonder if there’s something wrong with you. Then this self view begins to shape as the bully starts sending your former friends to you at recess sometimes to make fun of you, and even as it escalates well past that, it’s all mental assault so there’s no hard proof, and the school just shrugs. And so it goes on for years and when you’re young, years are significant portions of your life. So you start hiding when you can, and being silent when you can’t. You stop talking to people because the pain of being alone is far less than the pain of the potential betrayal of another person.
This supposed knowledge comes at the cost of proper social evolution, and to say it can in anyway prepare someone for life is a tough sell considering there are more than 6 billion other people, and I can’t avoid all of them.
I will immediately regret hitting the submit button!
Not pictured: An invitation.
You know he actually breaks it down kind of well. I could see myself being forced to learn that at a younger age by an adult who seems somehow both unconcerned and too concerned with me.
I was about to say that pot hole he seems madly in love with seemed awfully familiar.
It is. This is from Cracked. READ HIS ARTICLES.
Man, love the Hot Bowl of Dicks. I go to my main man Louis every week for bag of dicks to make it with. He told me another guy told him that sucking the bag brings out the flavor.