I’m not gonna lie… It’s not so hard to listen to this song. It’s certainly better than pretty much all of the other summer jams but not better enough to be considered “good”.

Sadly that is not suitable for work. This guy knows what I’m talking about:

Orgazmo (Am I doing this right?)

“If you wanna marry me that would be awesome.”

Dude, you aren’t up sizing you fries here.

Do you know what marriage in the eyes of the law technically is? Two people uniting under law for tax purposes. If there is separation of church and state (which technically there is but realistically there TOTALLY ISN’T CASE IN POINT), why does it matter if two consenting people regardless of gender want to save some taxes?

But it’s like the Old Dutch Ariba’s to Frito-Lays Doritos or the Lays Stax to Pringles: They’re both good, its just nice to have the variety!

I would prefer you didn’t air my childhood audition tapes for “Hey, Zeus!” but since you have I just want to say in my defence the guy behind the camera was giving me the pedo-eye the whole time.

I have a lot of heart for that… That One. My bully never physically hurt me, he never had to. When your young your constantly learning; your mind, ideals and beliefs being formed because of (or in spite of) the external stimuli you are subjected to. Any input is volatile because this is the foundation your life-house will be built on.

So when the bully at this time tells all your buddies to stop talking to you, and suddenly your spending all your lunch times, recesses and after schools alone you start to wonder if there’s something wrong with you. Then this self view begins to shape as the bully starts sending your former friends to you at recess sometimes to make fun of you, and even as it escalates well past that, it’s all mental assault so there’s no hard proof, and the school just shrugs. And so it goes on for years and when you’re young, years are significant portions of your life. So you start hiding when you can, and being silent when you can’t. You stop talking to people because the pain of being alone is far less than the pain of the potential betrayal of another person.

This supposed knowledge comes at the cost of proper social evolution, and to say it can in anyway prepare someone for life is a tough sell considering there are more than 6 billion other people, and I can’t avoid all of them.

I will immediately regret hitting the submit button!

You know he actually breaks it down kind of well. I could see myself being forced to learn that at a younger age by an adult who seems somehow both unconcerned and too concerned with me.

It is. This is from Cracked. READ HIS ARTICLES.