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I read “(sic)” as “SICK!” and that sentence was perfect.
Dude really rolls hard in his aeropostale hoodie. Jug lyfe! (Is that a thing they say? I feel like that’s a thing they say.)
Is that what the kids do after graduation now? Read books about 30-somethings learning to find themselves through pasta? I went to Myrtle Beach and got inappropriately drunk on Milwaukee’s Best for a week straight.
As I understand it, the only reason Heidi and Spencer came back after leaving 3 times was because Damien Fahey was holding Heidi’s plastic nose hostage. Seriously though, where did that thing go?
Those expressions! Those cans! Dan + Serena = 4ever
Although I’m not going to say it’s this year’s Dark Knight, it had the same effect – it took characters we’re all slightly familiar with and made it totally acceptable for normal people to geek out about them. Which is exactly what I’ve been doing all morning around the watercooler.
There is more than one kind of J.J. Abrams time travel. Because Felicity had to go visit that weirdo with all the witchcraft books so she could go to Stanford for the summer and be near Ben. Duh.
“Cater waiter at a seder” is probably the most pleasant thing to ever come out of Dan Humphrey’s mouth. He probably came up with that all on his own, because of how he’s such a great writer.
Yeah, I know. I always get terrible service at Taco Bell. Wouldn’t want those kids to get the wrong idea about fast food.
Are you sure you aren’t just watching Discovery after midnight when it’s all infomercials?
omg, I have a neoprene laptop case. I’m halfway to success!
THIS IS SOME SERIOUS FINDING NEMO SHIT.
On the bright side, I like that Funny or Die has become an impromptu (or On Demand, or whatevs) sketch comedy show. At least now I don’t have to wait until Saturday nights to be disappointed by the comedian-on-actor sketches. (Plus, you know…some of the Funny or Die videos are actually good)
We, the viewers, Double Dog Dare you, the bloggers, to record your own NOM audition tapes. Lindsay would make a great California Doctor.
He got all his Star Treks confused. ugh.
But why are there lemons in the pool??
It was “tulips on the mound” at :35 that really got me.
Guess I’m gonna have to change the ol’ avatar then.
I actually wish Catherine Keener was my mom too.
The actual article is absolutely batshit insane. Definitely worth the read. I got coffee on my monitor.
I just found out about the SF screening. We’ve got 1 month to call the screenprinters.
Someone should tell Glenn that yelling at the cameras only works for Howard Beale.
These guys actually came to my high school (high school!) and tore phone books. I’m still not sure how they got permission to proselytize in a public school though.
Gabe, you left yourself off! Oops!
He should have pointed out the real elephant in the room. Oakland will obviously be a Klingon enclave in 300 years.