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 0Posted on May 24th | re: Remembering Our Dog Heroes On Memorial Day (17 comments)

 0Posted on May 22nd | re: GIF Creator Steve Wilhite Drops A Bomb.GIF (Terrible) (70 comments)

Watch it outside on a big projector with your hop-ons. You’re going to get some hop-ons.

 0Posted on May 15th | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (116 comments)

Well I woke up thinking I was planet today. Hoo boy, well won’t be making that mistake again tomorrow.

 0Posted on May 15th | re: Ahmed Angel Is Planet (30 comments)

He should buy some tweezers. With those he could really take of (his unibrow)

 0Posted on May 9th | re: Quentin Tortellini (12 comments)

Inglorious Pastards

 0Posted on Apr 25th | re: This Is Just A Good Anti-Gay Marriage Video (42 comments)

Jeez everyone thinks they can make an analogy thanks to the precedent set by Apples v. Oranges.

 0Posted on Apr 24th | re: Vanilla Ice Goes Amish And Other Nonsense Phrases (15 comments)

Keanu and Jackie’s Panda Jamboree

 0Posted on Apr 23rd | re: Getting Used To My Husband's Bat Cave (30 comments)

I think you meant to type Bruce Wanye Kest?

 0Posted on Apr 22nd | re: Reason Not To Be Famous #889: Oh, Reese Edition (41 comments)

Her grammar is weird though, shouldn’t it be worded “Who do you think you are? I am?”

 0Posted on Apr 17th | re: Fuck CNN Though, For Real (67 comments)

Top left: Who? Probably she was, yes. Who though?
Top Middle: Finally! I’ve been to every local lost and found asking for a huge gator and everyone thought I was crazy but guess what, now I have my huge gator back and he loves helping me scare sarcastic lost and found employees
Top right: Yes I do
2nd row left:Took 35 years to do what, CNN?!
3rd row left: Share what? Dog herpes? jk cute baby dog kiss.

Floor like Robert Downer Jr

 0Posted on Mar 28th | re: Hey, Want To Write Some NBC Jokes For Jay Leno? (38 comments)

Folks, check this out. Have you heard this one before?
Knock knock
who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
who’s there?
NBC
NBC who?
NBC stinks so much I’ll bet you wish I were still saying “Banana”

Hansel and Gretels

 +12Posted on Mar 13th | re: I’m Marty Stouffer, Who Are You? (16 comments)

Did anyone else tear up at the end when he got reunited with his beard?

A Hipster is just a friend you haven’t met

The house Laura Linney lives in in You Can Count On Me

 +14Posted on Feb 27th | re: Nightmare Incident Report: TOO MANY BATS (32 comments)

There was a loose baby bat in my parents house once when I was visiting them for dinner, and I had to catch it for them, and when I did I got a close look, and it was adorable. My dad wanted to kill it, and I refused to allow that, and loosed it outside.

Totally agreed, bats are the cutest. They are absolutely like tiny mice. If you’re a person who hates rodents though I can understand the fear, because if I ever found out there were spiders with wings I would pretty much stab every one of my major organs.

 +14Posted on Feb 19th | re: Courtney Stodden Has An Alter Ego Now? (30 comments)

A man understands this reference

 +3Posted on Feb 14th | re: What Should The "Tag" Movie Be Called? (36 comments)

I don’t know what to call it, but this is the perfect story to base it on

 +7Posted on Feb 14th | re: Hugh Jackman Lets The Personalities In Him Take Over (16 comments)

Wait hold on now it’s accurate


Damn you frank and your black pants, you wiley confident sonofagun

 +7Posted on Feb 14th | re: Hugh Jackman Lets The Personalities In Him Take Over (16 comments)

Frank:

Charles: