Watch it outside on a big projector with your hop-ons. You’re going to get some hop-ons.
Well I woke up thinking I was planet today. Hoo boy, well won’t be making that mistake again tomorrow.
He should buy some tweezers. With those he could really take of (his unibrow)
Jeez everyone thinks they can make an analogy thanks to the precedent set by Apples v. Oranges.
Keanu and Jackie’s Panda Jamboree
I think you meant to type Bruce Wanye Kest?
Her grammar is weird though, shouldn’t it be worded “Who do you think you are? I am?”
Top left: Who? Probably she was, yes. Who though?
Top Middle: Finally! I’ve been to every local lost and found asking for a huge gator and everyone thought I was crazy but guess what, now I have my huge gator back and he loves helping me scare sarcastic lost and found employees
Top right: Yes I do
2nd row left:Took 35 years to do what, CNN?!
3rd row left: Share what? Dog herpes? jk cute baby dog kiss.
Floor like Robert Downer Jr
Folks, check this out. Have you heard this one before?
NBC stinks so much I’ll bet you wish I were still saying “Banana”
Hansel and Gretels
Did anyone else tear up at the end when he got reunited with his beard?
A Hipster is just a friend you haven’t met
The house Laura Linney lives in in You Can Count On Me
There was a loose baby bat in my parents house once when I was visiting them for dinner, and I had to catch it for them, and when I did I got a close look, and it was adorable. My dad wanted to kill it, and I refused to allow that, and loosed it outside.
Totally agreed, bats are the cutest. They are absolutely like tiny mice. If you’re a person who hates rodents though I can understand the fear, because if I ever found out there were spiders with wings I would pretty much stab every one of my major organs.
A man understands this reference
I don’t know what to call it, but this is the perfect story to base it on