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 +5Posted on Mar 30th, 2012 | re: A Street Performer And His Two Nice Friends (13 comments)

Just one dude?!?!?! I think you need to learn how to count. There is very clearly three dudes.

On a side note, I don’t understand why everyone needed to hold onto the same pipes. I guess it was just too conceptual for me to understand. I also don’t think the guys on the outside were enjoying themselves very much. Their expression never changed.

 +12Posted on Feb 20th, 2012 | re: BREAKING: New Trampoline Accident With A Twist! (13 comments)

Today we are all a front flip into a dog hump.

 +9Posted on Feb 3rd, 2012 | re: 42 Saint Bernards (34 comments)

The constant panting sound.

Family pictures must be so awkward for her family.

 +2Posted on Jan 25th, 2012 | re: But What About The Pizza? (20 comments)

Its tough to find an opera job out there. Soon there will be an opera of Whole Foods employees… There is one is this link isn’t there?

Presidents really do age faster than normal. Either that, or he has a 75 year old speech writer.

 +3Posted on Jan 9th, 2012 | re: The ShamWow Guy Is The Schticky Guy Now (35 comments)

Is a schticky supposed to be about a penis? I don’t even know what that implies about schticky notes.

 +9Posted on Jan 3rd, 2012 | re: Welcome To 2012 (27 comments)

Is no one else concerned that the Earth turns into Legos when it explodes?!?!

…Or maybe the Earth has been made of Legos this whole time.

 +7Posted on Dec 23rd, 2011 | re: Oh Great, The Jersey Shore Producers Are Casting A Geek Reality Show (22 comments)

Well I found out that at a certain point in your hole you are digging against gravity. It turns out it is really hard to do that while also surrounded by magma.

 +4Posted on Dec 23rd, 2011 | re: Oh Great, The Jersey Shore Producers Are Casting A Geek Reality Show (22 comments)

Oh crap, I’ve been officially summoned. Well time to head on out then. I can’t turn down an official summons. Looks like I have to put on my gear and make a quest to the auditions.

By the way, can anyone think of any other casting call, non-nerd related, that is an official summons?

PS – Sorry I’ve been gone from the comments for like 8 months. I’ve missed it.

 +3Posted on Dec 21st, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 61: Passive-Aggressive Movie Titles (145 comments)

I’m sure the stars have no issue having zero say in who wins these “Star” Wars.

 +8Posted on Oct 25th, 2011 | re: Teen Korner: Yo! Ch-ch-check Out ChatAboutJesus.Com (52 comments)

I guess I don’t get what is ridiculous about this. Don’t get me wrong most everything that Christians make to try to seem cool come out as complete shit. This just seems like a place like minded people can go to chat about something. It seems kind of like what we do in the comments.

Full disclosure: I am Christian so maybe that has something to do with it.

 +16Posted on Jul 7th, 2011 | re: As Close As We Have Yet Come To A "Perfect" Internet Video (40 comments)

Cat: enough, Enough, ENOUGH!
Me: enough, Enough, ENOUGH! I don’t think I enjoy the internet anymore.

Well I will see you guys in like 20 minutes to talk about the internet some more.

 +2Posted on Jul 5th, 2011 | re: Happy 5th Of July! (11 comments)

It really seems to be in the right location. In a related note: AMERICAAA!

 +8Posted on Jun 24th, 2011 | re: Chinchillas Prepare For The Weekend (20 comments)

It is taking all my will power not to make an awful “I’m on a Boat” parody joke about being in a bowl and doing flips and shit. God help me. God help us all.

 +3Posted on Jun 20th, 2011 | re: The Muppets "Official" Trailer, You Guys (34 comments)

Did I just see a muppet gang war mid way through the trailer?

 +2Posted on Jun 16th, 2011 | re: An Open Letter To Vancouver (115 comments)

Wait. He carried a meagphone around with him? Where?

I am sorry to bring up something that may cast you in a bad light. I only hoped to get the story of how it went from a kerfuffle to a mini-riot.

PS – I don’t know why I used kerfuffle, so there’s that.

 +5Posted on Jun 16th, 2011 | re: An Open Letter To Vancouver (115 comments)

Please share your story.

 +11Posted on Jun 16th, 2011 | re: An Open Letter To Vancouver (115 comments)

I can never understand the thought process that goes into the creation of a riot.

Like does one person go, “You know what this town needs: random acts of destruction.” And then another is like, “Quite astute observation. I agree.” Eventually, people just happen to be around and think, “This is exactly what I wanted to do. I just walked by and people we’re destroying this car and I knew this is what I wanted.”

I guess my point is, when do I get to unlock my hidden rage and still be accepted by a group of people (not normally criminals)?

 +16Posted on Jun 15th, 2011 | re: Fastest Man With A Gun Who Ever Lived (36 comments)

I feel like there is a premature ejaculation joke lurking in this story.

 +7Posted on Jun 8th, 2011 | re: More Like Snore Buyout (58 comments)

Ignoring the art aspect (please), it must be nice to have such a good business day where you sell out the entire store. It must also be annoying to have to sell it all at one time.

Not ignoring the art aspect. Huh? You are just trying to make lots of money, not art. I guess good for you.

 +6Posted on Jun 6th, 2011 | re: The 2011 Gathering Of The Juggalos (72 comments)

Well of course they are in a giant penis ship. I don’t know what else I expected.

So who want’s to tell her its too late? Does it have to be me?

I want to say something, but no words come to mind. This video has stolen all my words.