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That is far and away the best song Hoobastank has ever recorded.
How much extra weight, exactly? Enough to disregard the Ten Commandments? I’m confused.
Yeah, I mean one of the ten commandments is not to kill people, but there are lots of other places in the Bible that say TO kill people, so I could see how there’s some confusion there.
Kindergarten teachers must be so frustrated these days having to tell their students over and over to put away their iPhones.
So the president of Italy turned to me and said, Requiem for a Dream? More like Requiem for a Diaper, you incontinent asshole! So anyway, I definitely did piss myself, but again, new seats. Alright you all take care of yourselves!
People don’t seem to understand that their ironic viewing of something isn’t represented in the ratings, and just translates into actual ratings.
Did you hear what Katie Holmes said about reading the script for her new movie, Don’t Be Afraid Of the Dark? She said it was so scary, she would wake up at three in the morning thinking someone was there. Turns out it was just Tom Cruise practicing his Uncle Sam on Stilts gag like he does every night.
That must have taken at least three of those Lego buckets to build.
Wet Naps’ stock is plummeting! Sell! Sell!
The plastic covering leads me to believe Bakebot actually used to be worse at this.
Walking around and going about your usual business is the new flash mob.
Come on, guys. Those glasses, and that ponytail! No way could she be prom queen. Aw, she’s got paint stains on her overalls!
3 pm: Glenn Beck Live Webcast
5 pm: Triumph of the Will
7 pm: Special Encore Presentation of Triumph of the Will
9 pm: The Smurfs Marathon
In light of all this new controversy, I don’t see how the Smurfs movie doesn’t get a Best Picture nod.
Katie-pie’s Cutsie Doopsie Cat Videos and Other Crap
I had my cursor hovering over the pause button in case he said: “But enough talk, let me show you the goods.”
I wonder if Hollywood has the balls to show the part where the vampire baby bursts out of Kristen Stewart’s stomach.
Pretty sure this a photo of a dog food factory someone took by accident with their phone in 2005.
With their debut album: Sim City 3000.
They look more like Muppets to me.
Strong, but lacking the emotional complexity and wry wit that endeared me to his earlier pieces. Minor Chet Haze.
Can’t wait to see what the Navy’s animation team comes up with.
I Hope They Preserves Beer in Hell (oof)
Here in the Midwest, my friends and I all agree that Vin Diesel is one hot slice of ass.
I did like him in Saving Private Rye-an.