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Sorry, Rickard. And sorry, used the wrong account. I’ll see myself out.
What’s gonna happen to Joan’s husband?
“VIET-GODDAMN-NAM’s what’s gonna happen! Go get me a beer, bitch!”
–Charlie Kelly
At first I was like “Huh?”
Then I read that this was made for an episode of the internet series “Everything” and I was like “A-ha!”
C3PO, this could be the start of a beautiful friendship.
Pretty sure I still get one customer a day who says something like this at the coffee shop I work at. But it usually goes something like this “Hey, this coffee tastes awful. Oh wait, you’re a man. Could you get me the woman employee who made this coffee? Thanks.”
Did the director watch “The Departed” and think, “Man, it would’ve been so much better if the rat that ran across the window at the end got eaten by a frog!”
Milk: It does a body EVIL.
For those keeping track, the current Lincoln cast to beat is Sarah Vowell’s from her audiobook.
Conan O’Brien as Robert Todd Lincoln
Eric Bogosian as John Wilkes Booth
Stephen King as Abraham Lincoln
“Drug cartels in Mexico, tax cartels in DC. What’s happened to America?”
No offense, but I’m pretty sure 50% of those things aren’t happening in America.
I watched for three seconds before I was like “DONE.”
We should all follow St. Vincent’s example and look away.
Give this link a try:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkvcBeGiFnY
Jerking off onto model trains, stomping around like a monster until 4 AM (but don’t break anything), and all the imitation crabmeat you could ask for? What more do you need?!
It’s like a Bollywood romantic comedy, but without the musical numbers and attractive women.
I think what I liked most about the story was that, because the ATHF movie cost so little to make, the opening box office take covered the cost of the film, the fine they were charged by the city of Boston, and they had a little bit left over!
Now, ICP should just cover They Might Be Giants science album.
“C’mon, c’mon, meet the motherfuckin’ elements!”
If it’s a Leno joke, it’s a miracle I laughed at it.
Now we know what happens when the Coen brothers stop returning your calls.
What if Jack Hughman is in a parallel universe, and his career tanked because he decided to run offstage and use the bathroom?
I helped program a film festival last year, and we got a screener of this film. I couldn’t make it past the opening credits.
I read an interview where David Fincher was asked why the movie didn’t end that way, and his answer was quite literally “I ran out of money.”
Sorry, I saw Sarah Vowell in the trailer and forgot what we were talking about.
“And I will never kiss anyone…
…that doesn’t burn me like a motherfucker.”
In the Remember Me FAQs, the answer to “Why is Robert Pattinson listed as an executive producer?” is a total win:
“This production credit enabled him to prevent the movie from being put out as some cheesy love story. By having him on as EP, if it started to look like that was going to happen (which it didn’t), he could use his clout as EP to redirect the focus more onto what it is. In the end, he really didn’t do a whole lot, but what it accomplished was very significant for everyone who wanted this movie to fulfill its potential.”
PHEW! For a minute there I was worried “Remember Me” was going to be some cheesy love story, but it totally isn’t ’cause Robert Pattinson’s clout said so.





















In this comment, I have decided that I felt like replying to R2D2′s post. Then there will be no more dictatorship…and all that.