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 0Posted on Jul 9th, 2012 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Katie Holmes Something Something Scientology (80 comments)

I heard Tom Cruise was a 3 and I thought to myself, oh he must be crazy rich! Wtf, this shit is like being an olde timey Mason or something. Is he going to turn into Tom The Ripper any day now? I don’t want to read the crappy gossip, but it is so out there that I find it impossible to turn away.

 0Posted on Jul 9th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (16 comments)

Typography, Public Policy and Disney Cats Goslings, for the win.

 0Posted on Jul 9th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (16 comments)

I was all like, it’s gonna either be Taxi Driver or King Kong – and BADDA BING, dere one wuz.
How does The Warriors get snubbed?

Using the money he makes from his movies to profit off of the stock market, not wanting to pay taxes on what he actually makes, living in gated areas where he can’t run into the common man, being able to hire an attorney (or take a picture and/or sign an autograph with a police officer or judge) to keep him out of jail doing things that an average poor to middle class guy would serve big time for (such as wandering into a neighbors home, high, and curling up with their small child in bed) – this is what makes a celebrity more of a libertarian or republican than a liberal.
I’m glad a majority of celebrities are democrats, but I have no idea why. I’m thinking it’s because they still get to break or skirt the law, but they ain’t Robert Downey Jr., so those law breaks are smaller and less drug filled???

 0Posted on Jun 29th, 2012 | re: Making Jean Dujardin's Les Infideles Posters Less Crude (32 comments)

I mean he’s looking at her shoes, people! While having her in that position….

 0Posted on Jun 29th, 2012 | re: Making Jean Dujardin's Les Infideles Posters Less Crude (32 comments)

I’m pretty sure someone will tell me if I’m wrong, but I think he is way to pretty to be straight, and he doesn’t have a body like that wolf dude from True Blood and Magic Mike, so the poster doesn’t do anything for me except look like a dated, 1970s male chauvinist poster. Just substitute his face for Dudley Moore or Chevy Chase, etc…
To make this poster more modern, use a picture of Jon Hamm doing the same thing to Kristen Wiig.

That being said, we just got The Artist on Netflix and this will be part of our weekend. I hope it’s great!

What’s worse here in California is that it takes about 3000 bucks and knowing the right people to get a star on Hollywood Blvd.

Cement at Grauman’s – or whatever dot com owns it now, belongs to actual movie stars, and yes, fucking R2 totes belongs all you naysayers! Sniff!

Old school Hollywood dude – can’t we just enjoy it? Remember how Rin Tin Tin was supposed to receive the first sort of Oscar? Remember when Shirley Temple received an honorary Oscar that was child sized? Remember when C3PO, R2D2 and Darth Vader (big, fyi) got to put their footprints in the ground at Grauman’s?
What I’m more concerned about is TMZ trash. Is that the real Uggie? I heard Uggie has a medical condition and a duplicate Uggie has been put in his or her place. Now that is tragic people.

 +1Posted on Jun 29th, 2012 | re: WARNING: DO NOT TRY TO FILM SPIDERS! STAY AWAY FROM SPIDERS! (43 comments)

OMG – that was awesome! I’ve never seen a spider deliberately turn at an enemy and jump attack. That only happens at my parent’s house with evil black crickets. WTF crickets? I’m not even filming you – for effs sake!!!!

 0Posted on Jun 26th, 2012 | re: What Did David Say To The Engineer In Prometheus? (28 comments)

Judging by his response to David, I’m thinking the Engineer was way more into rich cougars.

 0Posted on Jun 26th, 2012 | re: The Curse Of Being Very Good (107 comments)

Tenenbaums is my absolute favorite and the only film that had me enjoying Goop Paltrow’s character more than my other favorite roles of hers which were head in a box and that Contagion flick.
Then comes Rushmore, Fantastic Mr. Fox, and Life Aquatic. L.A. made me feel as lost as most of the characters. Thank god Dafoe was there to anchor me. I can’t wait to see Moonrise Kingdom. I enjoy the Anderson charm.

 +1Posted on Jun 26th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Prometheus (158 comments)

Sick dude gets original goo, everybody else gets infected either through mouth-sex or boring old missionary position style sex by goo that has already gone through some kind of mutation. That big old alien in the end had mouth sex with something that had mutated from a dude that went into a lady and mutated into a sperm squid, which then got that alien dude’s….ugh. I give up. I’m about as good at science as that geologist that had mouth-sex with that mutated goo worm who turned into a space-crab. Anyway, I was really glad that Idris went out like a boss and not through mouth-sex.

 0Posted on Jun 26th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Prometheus (158 comments)

I have some issues that need to be addressed too! Why does a robot need to dye his hair? Did he just discover David Lean films on the way to alien town? Does he need to shave too? Or clip his nails so his feet don’t make dog on hard wood floor noises when he walks through the spaceship in his space Birkenstocks? Lastly, if Birkenstocks survive that long into the future, there is no hope for mankind.

 0Posted on Jun 14th, 2012 | re: Just A Reminder About How Terrible Pranks Are (26 comments)

They must have done this in a gated community or something. In my neighborhood, zomb homie would have gotten a cap popped in his dome and or some industrious skateboarder would have known what to do with a skateboard while under attack.

 +1Posted on Jun 13th, 2012 | re: Mad Men: Season 5 Finale (161 comments)

Don’t forget that he told Sally that he told his classmates that he was going to the city to have sex with her. AND the creep mustache? Creep: First Class.

 +1Posted on Jun 13th, 2012 | re: Mad Men: Season 5 Finale (161 comments)

I feel you about the Carousel reference, except this time it was Megan experiencing happiness without him in the picture…I felt like that’s a small part of what he felt when he was watching it – the bigger part being he recognized her as being a natural for the screen as well as the happiness she would get from realizing her dream. Don’s been selfless more than a few times this season. Kind of nice to see for a change and then the effing bar scene had to happen.

 +1Posted on Jun 13th, 2012 | re: Mad Men: Season 5 Finale (161 comments)

He was kind of gansta in that episode about his father in law. If he doesn’t leave SDCP soon, he is gonna be havin’ 99 problems, none of which concern science fiction.

 0Posted on Jun 13th, 2012 | re: Mad Men: Season 5 Finale (161 comments)

I thought this shot was great too, and then I started hearing about all these people who think that because Don is the only one who has a window beam visually splitting his body in half that next season is gonna reference The Omen. Hard. I was all like, damn.

 +3Posted on May 23rd, 2012 | re: Fine, The Great Gatsby Trailer, You Guys (73 comments)

I’m glad to see that it’s not a musical, but still, is there a way to see it without any background music at all? Do the kids nowadays really need to hear a classic set to modern music to appreciate the story? I’m gonna go back and protect my lawn now…

 +1Posted on May 23rd, 2012 | re: Fine, The Great Gatsby Trailer, You Guys (73 comments)

I love that book too. I read it not as much as you, but once every several years or so.

 +2Posted on May 23rd, 2012 | re: Fine, The Great Gatsby Trailer, You Guys (73 comments)

Shoot, even the romance part was horrible. Daisy and Gatsby deserved each other.

 +2Posted on May 23rd, 2012 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: B-Hole At The Zoo (61 comments)

It’s sad that some zoos still allow people to stand that close to the animals. Invite him back, but replace the glass with breakaway glass and let the festivities commence!

 0Posted on May 23rd, 2012 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Johnny Depp Is A Comanche Now (28 comments)

Colbert usually has to ask for most of the stuff he gets. That Colbert space treadmill and spider species would not exist if not for Stephen’s mouth. Depp just has it handed to him.

 +8Posted on May 21st, 2012 | re: Mad Men: Oh Right, Advertising (59 comments)

Slide whistle down. Definitely not slide whistle up.