Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead? Lumet and the rest of the film crew went nekkid during one of Marisa Tomei’s nude scenes.

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“…and to think this happened while NBC was grooming Bin Laden to be my replacement on the Tonight Show. Who’d've guessed?”

“The millions that I’ve made doing Vegas shows allowed me to become a more spiritual, giving person,” he said, his right leg deftly concealing the dried semen and coke that Juanita still hadn’t cleaned from the orgy couch.

A bunch of twentysomethings pretending to be high schoolers pretending to deliver moldy noir lines with conviction at each other is about as new and interesting as that kiddie version of Bugsy Malone. Also, the inscrutably evil cane-wielding drug dealer is played by Lukas Haas, who’s about as terrifying as a koala bear.

<–will co-sign on adding Brick to the WMOAT, but not before Red Planet and Paranormal Activity.

As Tiffany cleaned the wax model, she wondered how Jason Statham got into Madame Tussaud’s ahead of Justin Bieber. After much pondering, she decided it had something to do with Statham’s twelve-inch horsecock.

Tiffany began to scrub the model a bit more vigorously. A few moments later, an accident at the Large Hadron Collider vaporized the Earth.

27 Dresses for Buffalo Bill

On the eve of his retirement, Regis Philbin was in good spirits after the world’s cultural archivists completed the arduous task of replacing his blood with formaldehyde.

Cannibal Prostate Exam

Disregarding the news of drastic budget cuts, the cast of Terminator 5: Cybergasm looked into the camera with hope and quiet anticipation. From here on out, they thought, we’re set for life.

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Nailin’ Palin Rises: Fistin’ Bristol

In the early days of the zombie outbreak, celebrities desperate to stave off the inevitable catered to whatever remaining fantasies, imprinted after decades of exposure to television, still resided in the zombies’ decomposing brains. Above is the last known photo of a fully intact Luke Perry.