This this a thousand times this.

Hope’s Mass Is Less Than That Of The Water It Displaces

Fast Times At Devry University

Harry Potter And The Chamber Choir Of Secrets?

Upvoted for “WTFuckingF??”

And I could be wrong, but I don’t think Fischer’s dad’s dead body was on his plane with him.

Same. My friend and I reacted to Affleck in roughly the same way as Shyamalan, i.e. “His career is DOUBLE over now.”

SEX

Hey-O!

Gabe, even though you used the correct pluralization of Jason Bateman (Jasons Bateman), I read it as “Jason Batemen.” And I think that sounds cooler.

Oh Emily.

This attitude of yours is exactly what I’m talking about. If I want to criticize the art that you’ve posted online, I am perfectly within my rights to do so–no high horse necessary. And, for the record, I think that your poetry is trite and overwritten. But that’s just my opinion. Art is subjective! However, I think that your desire to defend your art from criticism on a humor website (made up mainly of anonymous commenters) belies an insecurity that may be undermining your creative process.

What I’m saying is, neither of our opinions matter that much, in the long run. (This is also what Gabe intoned in the original post.) And the sooner you come to terms with that, the sooner you can go on to making better, more honest art.

Also, I find it ironic that you called me plebeian when, in fact, we are both plebeians. But that’s okay! Much respect to you for pursuing your artistic goals, seriously. I wish I had the guts to live a bohemian lifestyle. Don’t misconstrue my earlier attempt at humor as a legitimate personal dig. That’s what people do online: they make fun of each other! And sometimes that can even lead to a sense of community, e.g. videogum.com.

I’m sensing that you’re basically a reasonable person. So, in the spirit of internet friendship, I’ve sent you a Facebook friend request. Accept or ignore, I don’t really care. No hard feelings comin’ from this direction. Just a gesture to prove that we monsters aren’t always, ahem, monsters.

I accidentally read that as “rape music.”

lol?

Hi ylime. Thanks for creating a profile on here to defend your video from our scandalous comments. Hilarious! But don’t you think a better use of your time would be, I don’t know, “writing” more songs about natural disasters? Because you are clearly Good At It.

“Thank God this woman is writing songs about us! Now all 350 people who watched her video will be inspired.” – Oily birds everywhere.

But, seriously, you writing a song to get people to help with the oil spill will do exactly as much good as me writing a song to get people to help you move out of your step-mom’s attic. Which is to say, no good at all. Just so you know.

If by “done something” you mean she’s whined to the internet, then yes, she has done something. And, as we all know, everything on the internet is subject to criticism, even if it has moral authority.

So, I think I speak for everyone when I say, “Yikes.”

“New York’s hottest club is WESH.”