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That’s right you mindless morons… Videogum has become that horrible singer who goes on American idol and refuses to accept that they can’t sing. You hate low brow humor apparently yet love ))<>((, full retard, etc. Let me explain it in referency language so you understand: the gabe-alos are gathering and screwing dead jokes over and over again like you’re the worst, more than GP and Seth Macfarlane put together, because you mock them and in the same breath unknowingly mock yourselves, which is really really sad. Time to make my exit. Best of luck getting funny again.
hmmmm… maybe its a good story if you consider Transformers plus an extremely thinly veiled metaphor for racism a good story. **cough cough** notsomuch. District 9 is going to be loved by really annoying and relatively unintelligent hipster Daily Show fans inasmuch as Terminator Salvation and Transformers 2 was loved by really annoying unread right-wing morons. Please don’t be impressed by shit that stinks less than regular shit….
If Oprah ripped this guy off… then Oprah is better at the Google than I am.
So… she says her name weird. Whats up with that?
One time I spoke to a dead deer… and ever since then I’ve had the nagging suspicion that some day Dennis Quaid would smile really hard and everything would end.
It would have been if fucking M. Night Shayamalan was directing this movie.
I’m glad to see they’ve gone out on a limb and included the white-woman-letting-go-freak-out-dancing-scene.
…when you watch them.
oh, and BTW Gabe… is this some sort of photo essay you’re putting together?
“if you build it, they will come” definately the pitch/movie poster
Hollywood, for love of god, go fuck yourself.
“Hey a-n-o-m, come closer so I can sit on your face with my ass.”
Lets face it… Sean Lennon was never gonna be John Lennon… but Sailor Moon, sure, he can be Sailor Moon.
in the movie our your avatar?
I did not hit herrr… I did nottt… oh… hi Brigdey!
“C’mon Jeremy…I don’t know, what can I do? what else can I say? its all for you.”
“Don’t hurt me… no more.”
Mary sits down in the theater to watch a touching two hour version of the It’s Complicated trailer in an effort to emancipate the emotions of being a middle aged divorcee. The movie starts, but its not the movie… its a film of her watching herself watching herself. Mary’s lip quivers with realization as she forces a handful of tear stained milkduds into her mouth.
“Who the fuck are you?”
“I’m you’re worst nightmare bitch. I’m gonna dance on your fucking grave.”
“Yeah… and I’m also gonna dance around it… and also in my basement for a little while after dinner. So fuck on that asshole!”
somebody must be getting their GIF on pretty hard right about now…
I feel empowered by the gorilla paw that I keep as an oven mitt. Every time I think a primate has a leg up, I make muffins.
aaaaannnddd… ye did.
“Hi, I’m Chris Hansen. Are you this little girl’s father?”
I don’t know… the Mighty Sponge may be a bit too ironic for Kate Gosselin to promote.
I was half expecting a Lamb Chop cameo.
So… this explains the hilarious Six Flags / Progressive Insurance / Capital One / McCafe commercials. I get it now.