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 0Posted on Nov 22nd, 2011 | re: The Matt Damon We DIDN'T Bought A Zoo Playlist (19 comments)

That’s a bitchin playlist! Well, the second one, anyway. The first one might be alright, except for Don Henley. Seriously?

 0Posted on Jun 9th, 2011 | re: Dr. Birdie: The Human Whisperer (A Real Advice Column) (35 comments)

Dr. Katz!!! Birdie!!! I love this so much.

 +2Posted on Jun 9th, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow FINALLY Breaks Her Legendary Silence About Homosexuality (56 comments)

That…is awesome!!!

 0Posted on Jun 9th, 2011 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Debbie (55 comments)

That’s some damn fine acting. I hope.

 +1Posted on Apr 21st, 2011 | re: Remember When Megan Fox Was A Thing? (40 comments)

*combines. I wish I could blame autocorrect for that.

 +1Posted on Apr 21st, 2011 | re: Remember When Megan Fox Was A Thing? (40 comments)

Your name combine my two favorite things in the whole wide world: cats and Stephen Malkmus. I’m upvoting the shit out of your comments. Always.

This comment provided more laffs than the video itself. I love Monsters!

 +5Posted on Jan 5th, 2011 | re: Videogum Everywhere Mission: Befriend Monica Gebruikt On Facebook (51 comments)

And I “liked” your post, Colonel.

While I think taking this step to improve her life is important, I do hope she gets more help.

 +3Posted on Jan 4th, 2011 | re: This Homeless Man Barely Even Sounds Homeless If You Can Believe It (72 comments)

A Clark County monster meetup would be the meetup of my hopes and dreams!

 +2Posted on Jan 4th, 2011 | re: This Homeless Man Barely Even Sounds Homeless If You Can Believe It (72 comments)

Columbus reprezent!*

(*I live in Dayton, but close enough, right?)

 +7Posted on Sep 23rd, 2010 | re: Joaquin Phoenix Apologizes To David Letterman (68 comments)

My LOLk just skyrocketed thanks to this comparison. Thank you!!!

 0Posted on Sep 22nd, 2010 | re: Running Wilde Is A New TV Show (48 comments)

Is anyone else weirded out by Will Arnett’s voice? I watched him on Jimmy Fallon last week and realized that gruffness is his actual speaking voice. All this time I thought it was part of his schtick. Anyway, his voice totally doesn’t seem to match his face. Is it just me?

 0Posted on Sep 15th, 2010 | re: Video Rental Stores Now Offering Tanning Beds (??!??) (37 comments)

YES!!! I grew up in rural southern Ohio and video/tanning stores were pretty common. They might still be common, but I don’t pay attention much when I’m visiting my parents. They did recently tell me that their local pizza/bait and tackle shop closed down after 15 years of business. Not joking about that.

 0Posted on Sep 15th, 2010 | re: One Lord Of The Rings Trilogy Blu Ray DVD Giveaway To Rule Them Ugh (221 comments)

You have my Pajamajeans. (BTW, I totally agree with widdershins, but I just wanted an excuse to remind people about Pajamajeans.)

 +8Posted on Sep 14th, 2010 | re: One Lord Of The Rings Trilogy Blu Ray DVD Giveaway To Rule Them Ugh (221 comments)

“You have my Gossip Girl recap.” –Gabe

 +1Posted on Sep 14th, 2010 | re: One Lord Of The Rings Trilogy Blu Ray DVD Giveaway To Rule Them Ugh (221 comments)

I wish I could upvote more than once. That’s hilarious!!!! (I’m trying to give away my schadenfreude, btw.)

 +3Posted on Sep 14th, 2010 | re: One Lord Of The Rings Trilogy Blu Ray DVD Giveaway To Rule Them Ugh (221 comments)

You have my schadenfreude.

 +2Posted on Sep 14th, 2010 | re: The Unfortunate Return Of The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time (940 comments)

I read as many of the comments as I could, which means I only read half of them. I hope I’m not duplicating someone else’s nomination. Anyway, I respecfully submit “Obsessed” (the one starring Beyonce, because I imagine there’s more than one movie with this title, amirite?), and The Proposal (The Sandy B joint).

Those aren’t two intentionally bad movies, are they? The directors/writers/producers wanted those movies to be taken somewhat seriously, right? Hollywood confuses me.

Anyway, I’d love to see Gabe rip either of those movies to shreds.

 0Posted on Sep 13th, 2010 | re: The 2010 MTV Video Music Awards (88 comments)

I did the same thing…seeing all the hubbub and uproar, I expected somebody, oh I don’t know, over the age of 18. Justin Bieber caused me to changed the channel 90 seconds earlier than I previously would have, I suppose.

 +3Posted on Sep 10th, 2010 | re: Ellen Degeneres Looks Great! (55 comments)

I wish she would tone down the eyeliner/mascara. She looks like Jenny Humphrey.

 +6Posted on Sep 10th, 2010 | re: Danny Bonaduce Doing Nunchucks (37 comments)

Dammit, my post doesn’t make sense. I meant to say I attended the FFF this year and met the curators…then I recommended VG to them. So, if there’s some kind of Gabe-Found Footage Fest collaboration one day, I’ll tilt my head to the side, sigh, and nod knowingly.

 +1Posted on Sep 10th, 2010 | re: Danny Bonaduce Doing Nunchucks (37 comments)

So glad to see a video here from Found Footage Fest. (I actually recommended Videogum to them–they hadn’t heard of this site!?!? Weird!)

Anyway, Danny Bonaduce is gross. That is all.

SPEAKING of dresses, did anyone else notice Serena’s hooker dress at the gala-of-the day function? She was the only one looking like a gold lame (lam-ay and very lame) prostitute. Come to think of it, I didn’t pay much attention to Jenny’s dress, but I’m sure it was equally horrible, matching her personality and raccoon eyes.

 +3Posted on Mar 9th, 2010 | re: Gossip Girl S03E13: Everyone Has AIDS (20 comments)

I didn’t see technojeremy’s post until after I posted my comment. Damn!

 +4Posted on Mar 9th, 2010 | re: Gossip Girl S03E13: Everyone Has AIDS (20 comments)

I’m SO glad Gossip Girl is back. I hate-watch it just for your recaps, and this one did not disappoint!