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Jeez, people hate jokes about relaxing. RELAX!
The funniest thing I’ve heard in a long time is the idea that anyone on the internet might relax. Good one.
So you’re saying that Mystery Butt prefers to start from the bottom?
This one is freaking amazing.
I Was Watching You While You Were Sleeping
Zombie’s the One
Single White Female; Must Love Dogs
Peggy Sue Got Buried
Bridget Jones’s Diary: the Edge of the Razor
13 Going on 30 Victims
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days…Permanently
40 Days and 40 Nightmares
You’re right–that was the original ending. I heard it was changed because test audiences didn’t want her to get together with Duckie, so the ending was reshot. But I’ve been wrong before.
Just as I suspected: 90% of the people who watch that show are hookers and Charlie Sheen’s drug dealers.
Dammit. Reply fail. That was meant for That One.
Should we send you an email about it?
It’s because it wasn’t just good, it was Sofa King good.
(I hate myself.)
Hermione looks a little shot-out, you guys.
I thought they said they were splitting it into two parts?
I felt the same way. Everyone was talking about how it was one of the best commercials of the night, and I thought I must have been really drunk, because I didn’t remember it being that great. Turns out, I was sober after all. Wait until I tell my parole officer. Thanks, Gabe!
Don’t forget: never sit where you eat. That’s good advice.