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meh. needs more butts.
Whoa! Don’t click on those, you guys! I didn’t know new VG made links out of fake web address jokes but yep! it does!
Just in case my roommie goes through my internet history, I make it a point to avoid URLs that would paint me as a doofus and/or creepus. So i can’t actually bring myself to go those TMZ pages. Just like I haven’t been back to http://www.bestialplayground.com in months. MISS YOU GUYS! ESPECIALLY YOU, http://www.bestialplayground.com/walrus-on-walrus/extra-tusks !
Also, hiiii kiraaaaa!
Did no one in the 50000+ crew for this film bother to cue Michael Bay into the whole moon atmosphere sitch? As in, there isn’t one. As in, no fire and explosions, Mike! No sound effects, Mike!
You guys, this one time becca described this racist Fred parody as an ‘ouroboros of wtfery’ (IT’S IN THE BLOG ANNALS (BLANNALS); LOOK IT UP) and it was seriously so funny that even though i remember nothing else about that day of my life, i remember that and still laugh about it sometimes. There’s like a cd in my car with that written on it.
So ANYWAY today’s prolly going to be great, and we’re all going to end up in the BEST OF section of the Blannals.
SHIA and SHIA!
Oh man! ANOTHER iceberg?! WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!!!!!
Seriously, is any one a scientist? Can i get a 95% confidence interval on this thing?
For me, the top was one of the most sci-fi elements of the movie, requiring the most suspension of disbelief; that there was this epistemological dowsing rod that could tell you whether you are perceiving Reality. And it was just such a perfect symbol for the sophisticated Cartesian skepticism that underlay the film.
SiSterhoodS of traveling pantS
“Uh oh, Frege, we’re gonna need a bigger logic.” -Bertrand Russell
Slow down, champ.
I still have to do the thumb-and-index-L-thing with my hands to tell my left from right. I don’t think i’m ready for limb specific accessory names.
We’re gonna need a bigger SCRAM bracelet!
Considering the depth of our love and our sinful sexual preferences, it just makes sense that my boyfriend be such a giant asshole.
The Skeleton Dookie
Sid is Canard and i still want to beat the shit out of him
“It may be the majority is much younger skewed” is the new huh?
Is Wally short of Walliam or Asshole?
Considering the other Democratic primary candidates were the reanimated corpse of a deer and a stinky wooden shoe, i’d call this enlightened democracy in action.
It’s oil’s world now; we just soak in it.
Well, hey there, cutie.
I would have been great for this role back when i was drinking more capri sun, in the late 90s.
6k in income and children?
He was definitely going to get a refund.
“Earl, i though you said this was my shoehorn? This doesn’t taste like my shoehorn”
I don’t feel like this gets said enough
but Gabe, you are killing it today. Like Spacetronauts krumping behind ke$Ha who is playing with laser beams in a USA cape sorts of LOLk investments. Just the greatest at jokes.
I cannot describe how profoundly this trailer fails to appeal to any of my interests.