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I’m getting too old for this vine!

 0Posted on Jun 16th, 2011 | re: You Can Make It Up: Sean Bean Gets Shot In The Face (16 comments)

this makes me sad.

 +6Posted on Jun 13th, 2011 | re: That's Your Hot Dog: The Happy Hot Dog Man (29 comments)

If my food doesn’t look like a human being then I’m not hungry.

 +3Posted on Jun 13th, 2011 | re: Ferris Bueller's Squeecond Day Off (16 comments)

You know how at the beginning he say’s “This is my ninth sick day this semester. If I wanna go for ten I’m gonna have to cough up a lung, so I better make this one count.” I think the sequel should be that Ferris Bueller actually does cough up a lung, because he has ebola. Then everyone come’s and cries at his bed and it’s very sad and then he dies in the end but then it turns out that there was no ferris bueller and it’s all in cameron’s mind and it symbolizes the death of his childhood and the american dream. Y’know, just to change it up. Or he could take a day off in Thailand, whichever works.

 +3Posted on Jun 13th, 2011 | re: Ferris Bueller's Squeecond Day Off (16 comments)

That sounds like a masterpiece. sloane peterson is like, the love of my life. “Hey cameron, you comfortable back there?” “Hi sloane. no” she’s like every good friend’s girlfriend that you would totally date if only you could without making your good friend hate you forever.

 +4Posted on Jun 7th, 2011 | re: What Should The Tagline Be For Salt 2? (48 comments)

Salt 2: Too Salty.

 +19Posted on Jun 3rd, 2011 | re: Drunk Herstory With Sarah Palin: Paul Revere's Ride (95 comments)

Looks like someone has a crush on Sarah Palin. Okay, I’ll promise to stop making fun of your girlfriend.

 0Posted on Jun 3rd, 2011 | re: Who Should Replace Joe Rogan On The New Fear Factor? (67 comments)

Obviously is should be either Jeremy Piven or Ari Gold. One of the two.

 +3Posted on Jun 3rd, 2011 | re: Who Should Replace Joe Rogan On The New Fear Factor? (67 comments)

“Eating bugs isn’t good or bad. It just is.” John “Don D” “Honeybaked” Hamm.

 +6Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 | re: Double Dream Hands! On America's Got Talent (21 comments)

Well, at least he looks great for his age. 54? no way.

 +6Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 | re: Well, This Sasha Grey "Short Film" Is Terrible (57 comments)

Well, she actually quit being a pornstar. Now she’s a “real” actress, with powerful roles such as Vinnie Chase’s girlfriend and a hooker in that netflix movie. Talk about gravitas!? It’s her gravitas mitzvah!

I like how the question isn’t really about finding an answer to whether or not sharks can get AIDS, it’s just about finding another person who thinks about whether or not sharks can get AIDS.

 +1Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 | re: Falcon Heene's Balloon Now Only $1,000,000! (37 comments)

Richard Heene really reminds me of Charlie Sheen. Just as crazy, just as annoying, similarly pathetic.

 +18Posted on May 31st, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: The Hangover Part II (69 comments)

Serious, fuck that. Bridesmaids is where it’s at, ladies with attitude.

 +9Posted on May 31st, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: The Hangover Part II (69 comments)

Let me just go on record and say that Bridesmaids was really good.

 +8Posted on May 27th, 2011 | re: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments (54 comments)

did you guys know that videogum can cause mouth cancer!? I’m glad they put a warning up.

 +4Posted on May 18th, 2011 | re: Congratulations to Don Gorske, on Everything (48 comments)

“Bad weird” would be a guy stoked on like one hundred big macs.

 +25Posted on Jan 7th, 2011 | re: Ted Haggard Rests His Case, Coming Soon To TLC (77 comments)

It’s NOT gay if a girl’s watching! That’s where the wife comes in.

 +7Posted on Jan 6th, 2011 | re: Man's House Demolished By Mistake (41 comments)

It’s a mistake so it’s no one’s fault.

 0Posted on Jan 6th, 2011 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Sarah Lester (75 comments)

“Once you discover it (being a vampire) you kinda just want to put yourself back to sleep.” Once you discover it (Sarah Lester) you kinda just want someone to put you to sleep, like a dog at the vet.

 +18Posted on Jan 5th, 2011 | re: Videogum Everywhere Mission: Befriend Monica Gebruikt On Facebook (51 comments)

I friended her and then wrote “What’s going on sister? Don’t do anymore drugs”. She liked it. I think this could be the start of something really great.

 +2Posted on Jan 5th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 42: #lessambitiousmovies (338 comments)

Ferris Bueller’s Long Lunch

 +7Posted on Jan 5th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 42: #lessambitiousmovies (338 comments)

Apocalypse Sooner or Later

It was a dick-measuring contest.

 +12Posted on Oct 19th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 35: #BoozeMovies (413 comments)

Monster’s Highball