I’m getting too old for this vine!
this makes me sad.
If my food doesn’t look like a human being then I’m not hungry.
You know how at the beginning he say’s “This is my ninth sick day this semester. If I wanna go for ten I’m gonna have to cough up a lung, so I better make this one count.” I think the sequel should be that Ferris Bueller actually does cough up a lung, because he has ebola. Then everyone come’s and cries at his bed and it’s very sad and then he dies in the end but then it turns out that there was no ferris bueller and it’s all in cameron’s mind and it symbolizes the death of his childhood and the american dream. Y’know, just to change it up. Or he could take a day off in Thailand, whichever works.
That sounds like a masterpiece. sloane peterson is like, the love of my life. “Hey cameron, you comfortable back there?” “Hi sloane. no” she’s like every good friend’s girlfriend that you would totally date if only you could without making your good friend hate you forever.
Salt 2: Too Salty.
Looks like someone has a crush on Sarah Palin. Okay, I’ll promise to stop making fun of your girlfriend.
Obviously is should be either Jeremy Piven or Ari Gold. One of the two.
“Eating bugs isn’t good or bad. It just is.” John “Don D” “Honeybaked” Hamm.
Well, at least he looks great for his age. 54? no way.
Well, she actually quit being a pornstar. Now she’s a “real” actress, with powerful roles such as Vinnie Chase’s girlfriend and a hooker in that netflix movie. Talk about gravitas!? It’s her gravitas mitzvah!
I like how the question isn’t really about finding an answer to whether or not sharks can get AIDS, it’s just about finding another person who thinks about whether or not sharks can get AIDS.
Richard Heene really reminds me of Charlie Sheen. Just as crazy, just as annoying, similarly pathetic.
Serious, fuck that. Bridesmaids is where it’s at, ladies with attitude.
Let me just go on record and say that Bridesmaids was really good.
did you guys know that videogum can cause mouth cancer!? I’m glad they put a warning up.
“Bad weird” would be a guy stoked on like one hundred big macs.
It’s NOT gay if a girl’s watching! That’s where the wife comes in.
It’s a mistake so it’s no one’s fault.
“Once you discover it (being a vampire) you kinda just want to put yourself back to sleep.” Once you discover it (Sarah Lester) you kinda just want someone to put you to sleep, like a dog at the vet.
I friended her and then wrote “What’s going on sister? Don’t do anymore drugs”. She liked it. I think this could be the start of something really great.
Ferris Bueller’s Long Lunch
Apocalypse Sooner or Later
It was a dick-measuring contest.