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What was with that old guy and the whistling?
The Real Drapers
Samuel L. Jackson: Badass Motherfucker
Hi I’m Conan O’Brien! You Might Remember Me From “The Human Centipede 2: The Tonight Show With Jay Leno.”
I had a brilliant idea that could have saved Blockbuster, but I still resent them for that one time they charged me $74 in late fees so I kept it to myself.
I knew that was coming.
Men are suckers for boobs.
“He stole my balloons!” –Jesus Nicholson (about Judas Keaton)
“That’s your husband, Cheryl.” -Me
I’m so tired of the press playing the “historical shortage of female ____ ” in order to drum up some latent feminist support, especially for a woman who slept with the head of a shitty network to get her show THAT IS NOT FUNNY. Lemon out.
Aw man, that blows. Bobsled Am Pat.
Cyber-bullying WILL NOT be tolerated. SHUT IT DOWN, YOU PUNK! (whoever YOU are, you coward)
I got -10%. How’d that happen?
The trailer didn’t give the whole movie away per usual, so I think I’ll see it. Unless Jackson says it’s awful. Or crazy good. Actually, if Jackson is indifferent to Black Swan, then I will know it is a movie worth seeing.
Someone needs to tell those nerds to chill because it’s all FAKE and GAY!
I have to ask, what “heavy movies out recently” does s/he mean? “Dinner With Schmucks”?
My one regret in life is that I will never be as great as this video.