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Quote from the pilot of Bravo’s Hellraiser: “I’m not here to make friends. I’m here to physically tear friends apart. Kind of the opposite really…” -Pinhead.
I may not have your guys’ stature on these boards, but I’ll lend my support to your not-liking Drive cause anyway. Every small opinion counts.
I’d love to talk about Justified! Can we talk about Justified? Or are Gabe’s occasional ravings enough?
I was obsessed with these videos when Gabe dropped the 2 handed great sword on us. The whole thing’s like some wonderful Christopher Guest collaboration with Mike Judge. Anyway, I did some research, and turns out 21 feet is a standard distance for timing how long it takes for someone with a gun to pull that and shoot it. What they’re demonstrating here is that you could get to that theoretical person with a gun before they pull and shoot it.
So they’re advocating carrying a sword around for self-defense. Weirdly.
Bad Boys 2, please. Because shit–quite specifically–does not get real in that thing.
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is “never get involved in a turf war in a dog park” – but only slightly less well-known is this: “Never go against a Shiba Inu when treats are on the line”! Bark bark bark bark bark bark!
The Egg Nogging
Run, Egg Nog, Run
Egg Nogging But Trouble
I could never imagine a human being coming up with that metaphor and phrasing on the spot, but I’ll agree it’s one amazing zing and assume Spacey’s character had it chambered in his brain somewhere, ready to explode.
Thomas Kinkade’s “Christmas Cottage.” Just a terrible movie.
Sergeant York Peppermint Patty
Citizen Baby Ruth
A despondent Skeletor watches Evil-Lyn walk away unimpressed with his political activism.
Frank Langella wore it better.
I think we can all agree that the “movies set in San Francisco” tide crested with The Room in 2003. I can’t imagine anyone using the city as a character better than Tommy Wiseau did.
But those shanties were all “drug dealer shacks” (per Will Smith’s character because he knows his Cuban shanties) so it was okay.
Also, Bad Boys 2 is the worst movie of all time. Just want to be clear on that, too.
The movie also presents an LA lifestyle that I just don’t think exists. Even people who live downtown do things outside of downtown and don’t typically wear neckties to their jobs at greeting card offices. Although I do know a ton of people who treat the Burbank Ikea like a Starbucks, so they got that right. I was so weirded out by this that I looked into it and discovered that the movie was originally set in San Francisco. They just didn’t change anything after the move to LA. So the movie is locationally lazy, is the point I’m trying to make here.
Great Balls of Firestone Walker
High Sierra Nevada
The Family Stone Brewing
North By North Coast West
Anchor Brewing Aweigh!
The Todd Phillips remake of “From Here to Eternity”‘s first publicity shot.
Ann Coulter has really hit the skids lately…
I’m not sure a long, frustrating Myst movie would be much worse than a Civilization movie, where no matter how old I would get, I would still catch myself watching one of its sequels at 4:00 in the morning saying “just one more scene, just one more scene” over and over again with popcorn and beer scattered around the living room and work 3 hours away…