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I’m confused about the idea of horse angels. Aren’t they basically just pegasuses? Pegasi?
It’s all horsefeathers.
Elka was my first reality TV crush. Actually it was the girl from Road Rules with the Marilyn piercing, but I don’t even remember her name so I guess we know THAT wasn’t Real. World.
The matter of Common Sense V. Common Cold is expected to be appealed.
My vote is it’s acceptable in reference to a person who has widely released songs with lyrics that celebrate rape?
“We gonna take this, Point Blank range in your Range Rover
Pistol with the kids and rape your stray hoe”
-Ja Rule, “We Don’t Give a Fuck”
Let’s hope it opens easily.
“Why wouldn’t you spend that time letting a dude strap himself to your back?”
Might as well get used to it.
Have fun in prison!
That comment is best enjoyed if you assume that the person who wrote it assumed that the medical condition “micro penis” refers in fact to genitals of micronesians.
And really, really, emphasis on suffering.
Suffering from morbid o-beats-ity.
Oh my god.
Oh! Sorry, conservatives! – Oh my God.
“Have you read this blog post about Portlandia?”
“Have you read these comments on this blog post about Portlandia?”
“I did not like the ending.”
They’re really just after the intangibles.
Now that’s what I call a BOO-ty call!
Hate that pun all you want, I was initially going to aim for more of a “boy meets ghoul” angle. So, you’re welcome.
You should know that I’ll be commenting extra hard today (or trying to) in honor of our shared OG-ness, Becca, even though in my decrepitude I have become more of a “just reads” monster this past year and a half or so.
He saves children, but not the British children.
Re: Pat Burrell.
Good point. No one outdrinks the machine.
I sort of half agree with you? She clearly underperformed for her capabilities her season, but her underperforming consisted of her making it to the top 4 in the strongest season of the show to date, so it’s sort of relative.
Also, I think a lot of the hype is based on her reputation off the show – she clearly isn’t that good at the Top Chef format, but girl runs the kitchen at 10 Arts and is seriously the biz in the real chef-ing world, something the other contestants know.
Sad Butch Patrick story:
Every year in Philly there is a massive haunted house attraction run out of Eastern State Penitentiary. It seriously is one of the biggest crowd-drawers of the season in the area. At the end of the haunted house there’s a little area where people can buy souvenirs, food, halloween-themed stuff, get zombie makeup put on their faces, etc.
This year (and I hear, many years prior though I never noticed) Butch Patrick was one of the post-house attractions. Sitting by himself. With pictures of himself as the little Munster. Waiting, desperately, for someone to recognize him or ask him for his autograph. Like, he was there, specifically, to sign autographs for people and out of a monstrous crowd not one person was interested for the whole 10 minutes we were hanging out in the area. It was the single saddest thing I have ever seen.
Then when we got closer and passed him on the way out I got a better look and realized people were probably avoiding him because he looked COKED OUT OF HIS GOURD.
Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Merry, Too?
But because of the unnecessarily antagonistic interactions between survivors, not because of the zombie apocalypse, right?
I’m pretty sure the extended cut of this video aired last night on Fox in the 8pm time slot.
Soft Gabe recapped it.