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I don’t think I’ve ever seen him in a movie and don’t really know who he is.
The tagline for Hugo should be: “Hugo–in which Martin Scorsese definitively answers the question of whether or not he’s capable of making the worst piece of shit ever SPOILER The answer is yes.”
Uh, he’ll use his impeccable wit! The man is a goddamn modern day Mark Twain.
God creates Dinosaurs. God destroys Dinosaurs. God creates Man. Man destroys God. Man creates Nightmarish Robot Mouth. Nightmarish Robot Mouth eats Man. Woman inherits the earth.
You ease them into rock with Weird Al, then break out the Modest Mouse (later stuff to earlier stuff), then Arcade Fire, right?
Snooze. Tell me when this guy is a non-union actor slash print model.
After reading the headline, I am disappointed that this shirt doesn’t just have a huge image of Steve Buscemi’s face.
That dress goes great with my Stephen Tobolowsky belt.
Pretty sure it’s always worked that way.
San Franciscans are the same. Man, do they love that place.
Additionally, New York is the best city, we’re all agreed, right?
“I am completely and utterly shocked that a professional journalist, whom I have never met, would take a partial quote out of context, and use it as the basis for a misguided personal attack.”
Does she not understand how journalism works and has always worked and will always continue to work?
Gotham City has weird architecture. Those city fathers must regret shelling out for Le Corbusier, amirite?
It’s extra funny because it’s based on a well-known story where he peed his pants.
I’ve gotta admit, I’ve got some serious SOUR GRAPES that I have to use Facebook for this contest! –Chocolate Horse as Larry David
PITT THE ELDER
Bebe’s Kids: Curious, well-meaning kids get the better of mom’s friend’s stodgy new boyfriend.
I wish this whole post just talked about how great Roseanne (the show) was and how we all miss it terribly, because that’s pretty much my favorite topic of conversation. Let’s all watch the episode where Dan learns the truth about his mother’s mental illness until Roseanne breaks out her nuts.
Amazing. However, I don’t think the Post would be clever enough to come up with such a great headline or aware of common human decency to call out a fellow media outlet for something so crass and weird.
What codec do I need to install???? I thought I was all primed for both the Apocalypse (water bottles and trail mix) and the coming of the perfect internet video (Flash plugin), and yet I see nothing but empty, white space.
It’s just retconning so they can explain that he met our mother while on a date to see The Zookeeper.
Worse idea: Steven Spielberg makes a motion capture version of Tintin.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Lowering the BARRRRR
If anyone’s curious if Follow That Bird still holds up, lemme just confirm that yes it does.
I just checked with the SEO department here because I was curious about it, too. Liking stuff on Facebook is another metric by which Google et al. determine results. And because Facebook is so popular, things that are liked on Facebook have more weight for determining search results.
Dear Zachary is one of my favorite movies. I would gush here, but I don’t want to spoil anything for all the people who should just be watching it right now!!