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her name wasnt Julie Clarke on the OC. It is Melinda Clarke in real life, and it was Julie Cooper-Nichol-Atwood on that show. It was hard to keep up because her character fucked like every single father they introduced into the narrative.
Rebecca Hall EXCLUSIVELY does “being white is hard” movies. See also: Please Give and Vicky Christina Barcelona. It must be her quirky “she gets more beautiful with time” look. So unique!
My Boss’s Otter
The Coal Miner’s Otter
In London, they call them A Bit of Fry and Lorry-days.
You know what was weird? Angelo’s reaction when Carla said AMSTERDAM. Gross. Montaukward.
Jon Favreau begs to differ. But, seriously, Just Friends would be a great movie if it was just ninety minutes of Anna Faris.
Jason Sudeikis’ Jimmy Stewart = Jason Sudeikis’ Joe Biden
Shirley can SING
“that is literally the pot calling the kettle a cunt” -rachel zoe
Remember when the people who decide what is cutting edge and ballsy decided that the Simpsons was like cutting edge and ballsy? Remember how Katy Perry kissed a girl and her totally cutting edge and ballsy song blew up because the PEOPLE loved it so much?
My mom hired her to cater a dinner party at her house last year, and she Skyped me so I could say hello. I asked her to say “THAT IS MY BELIEF TOM” because that is my favorite line from Top Chef ever. She didnt. But she was nice about it.
will you do a gif of Blaine’s face when he sings “I’m gangster I’m so thug” during hey soul sister por favor
we represent the lolly lolly let me see you work that body pop guild
Ok, I’ve always wondered – did it ever bother anyone else that Uncle Jesse is their mother’s brother, and he’s intensely Greek? So, supposedly their entire maternal side is off-the-boat Greek (Katsapolis? Grandpa Pappooey? Michelle’s little identical Greek cousin?) meanwhile they’re three little blonde anglo saxon girls, despite allegedly having a Greek mother? (a really important question and totally the ONLY inconsistency in this otherwise flawless series)
Flowers for Algebra
To Sir, with Apathy
I like when the little boy pooped in the hardware store toilet. You know its a quality movie when the best part is a little boy pooping in a hardware store toilet. Blah metaphor about this movie being a piece of shit blah; it doesn’t deserve a well thought out snarky comment.
I really, really, really don’t want to hate Kristin Wiig. WHY are they trying so hard to make me???
Mary Poppin Bottles