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 0Posted on May 23rd, 2008 | re: Can We Get Heather Graham A Better Agent? (4 comments)

Lol you said Gray Matters. That fuckin movie…

It was almost as weird as her 1997 “Two Girls and a Guy”, starring my future husband of questionable orientation Robert Downey Jr.

Has anyone seen her more recent “Adrift in Manhattan”?

 0Posted on May 22nd, 2008 | re: Paradise Hotel 2 Finale: A Night Of A Thousand Twists (1 comments)

I just got around to watching this finale. It was beautiful; I wept.

I got into a stupid fight last night with the one other person who watches this season by defending Greg (?) for stealing Sarah’s underwear (!?). I was feeling really sorry for him after Reva lost her damn mind and did all that writhing on the confessional floor with Will (who has been promoted to Lt. D-bag).

What Greg did was okay because 1) Sarah should be euthanized and mainly 2) Sarah should be euthanized. Of all the Gentlemen and Scholars on this season, she bothers me the most for some reason. Her poor bf Ryan “I’ve got something in my eye else I would confront you right now”.

 0Posted on May 21st, 2008 | re: Okay, It Was Really Funny When Kristen Johnson Fell Out Of The Window (1 comments)

it’s too bad this clip didn’t end just before Carrie got clever with her words again

 0Posted on May 21st, 2008 | re: Breaking Fart News (Get It?): Tim Russert Edition (6 comments)

sounded more like a shart to me

 0Posted on May 19th, 2008 | re: P. Diddy Has A Vlog (2 comments)

that changed my life

 0Posted on May 15th, 2008 | re: Mugatu's Pin Gets In The Way Of Greg From The Real World's Ass (2 comments)

This season is so bad, I had to build a pillow fort last night and peek out of it during the non-improv, non-Brianna-being-gnarly-with-that-dude-on-the-couch, non-Dave-being-a-douche parts. Which pretty much leaves the “jacket maneuver”, which I am going to start practicing (down-up-a-b-a-a)

 0Posted on May 15th, 2008 | re: Well, New Bone Thugs-N-Harmony Video (15 comments)

I’m totally stealing that guy’s auto-response technique: “It’s a thuggish, ruggish bone” (I’m currently trying to get myself fired. That should do it)

 0Posted on May 15th, 2008 | re: If You Watch One Video Today, Make It Paul Rudd Dancing (12 comments)

I actually went to the video store, rented this movie, and watched it. And I kind of liked it. I am SO EMBARRASSED.

Lindsay, if you are going to do this, boxed wine might help (it helped me). I love Paul Rudd too, only exception is that weirdass “Overnight Delivery” movie he made with Reese Witherspoon.

 -5Posted on May 13th, 2008 | re: Now That Is A Juno I'd Like To See (1 comments)

See it, hate it, get it over with, and your coolness will increase in my books.

I was forced to do this two days ago and I was very pleased with myself for hating almost every second of it (starting with the intro and the closeups of converse). Jason Bateman helped, but his character line was so fucking stoop that it didn’t save the movie.

Takes me back to the Little Miss Sunshine days, where I was persecuted by everyone for vomming every time that little girl had a scene. She needs to be stopped. And encouraging chubby children to eat more ice cream is irresponsible.

 0Posted on May 12th, 2008 | re: So It Begins: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time (22 comments)

Rush Hour 3 (I can’t speak for Rush Hour 2, although I can make an educated guess and would sooner die than see it). Had to see this movie at the THEATER with my weirdo mom.

And I would offer Jessica Simpson’s “Blonde Ambition”, but it was only released in EIGHT theaters so I’m not sure if I’m allowed.

 0Posted on May 10th, 2008 | re: Paradise Hotel 2: Zach And Stephanie Don't Make A Porno (4 comments)

Stephanie is my hero. I am going to start acting like this.

Can anyone tell me what the “Ultimate Prize” is? I didn’t watch the first season (embarrassing, I know).