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“Michael, last time I checked it doesn’t take 3 minutes to take the trash out.”
“I black out the whole thing… when I get angry I don’t really remember what I do.” Whoa easy there Eddie Norton!
Did we date? I recall you stealing Hamiltons out of my wallet and returning from Nordstrom Rack with UGGs and leggings on. Bitch.
Joel Videogum Bauer = huge Paranormal Activity fan
This guy… ehhh, not so much.
Sorry American Patriot but I think I FOUND the MOST FUCKING ridiculous IMDB thread EVER http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0469263/board/thread/66309751
Yes my friend, but it’s a double-edged sword (I heard that in the Breakfast Club): the internet also brings you one @ away from Dustin Diamond.
Who’s this Roger Ebert? Is he Robert’s brother?
If you run out of mousepads I’ll take the less sought-after “Vodka and Tampon” coffee mug.
Gabe: “American Gothic” Sarah Paulson? Or Sarah Paulson now? I’m on a need-to-know basis and I needz to know!
Sadly, (sighs, shakes head in embarrassment) there’s an app for that.
Sorry, guy. I wear his mask to remind me of my own vulnerability. I still have The Shining-esque nightmares of him sniffing his way through that Bavarian town. Shudder.
SHIT! I was totally going to suggest this idea, only instead of the Tofe it was going to be Devon Sawa! There’s no “Highlander” rule in effect here is there?
Finally! A reward for living in Cave-In-Rock,IL! Remember, no smoking near the outhouse! You probably want to steer clear of the meth lab too…
I really thought we’d all see “Keeping the Faith: Breaking Training” before she hit the sitcoms again. Boy was I wrong!
Sorkin’s gonna get the greenlight for this one while the script for my Xanga biopic sits on the shelf. Well, that’s Hollywood I guess.
Man that’s like giving David Schwimmer a star now. He doesn’t have one does he? If he does it must be from his Kissing a Fool/ 6 Days 7 Nights era.
Was I the only one who thought back to my freshman college roommate when I saw this? It was always “Afghan Kush this” and “OG Kush that” with that kid.
In that first clip, when Margot is opening the present (How long does it take you to tear open tissue paper!?!) JJL gives the “hurry this along” hand gesture. That’s precisely how I felt watching this movie.
Easy there tiger. That “Well Zach Galifianakis is in it so I’m going to give it a chance” card is thrown around way too much. I enjoy him as much as the next person, but for every genius movie he’s in, there’s also Heartbreakers, Bubble Boy, Corky Romano, G-Force, etc.. Don’t hate. I’m just looking out for you because I care.
“Whoa!” Joey Lawrence.
Classic name! I want you to know that, well, I appreciate you.
When she says, “Alexis, that’s adorable” I realized she’d be great as the villain in McG’s next Terminator installment. Ice queen. What a bitch.
Scottie NO! Seth Green had the same exact scene in “Without a Paddle” only replace the gorilla with a bear. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8pz1gIVWYc See, the gorilla/bear SO BIG, but Seth Green SO LITTLE. This movie will be #1 in the box office for 2+ weeks. I guarantee it.
Hey! That’s Clint Eastwood’s daughter you’re ragging on oh-so-deservedly!
“That gum you like is going to come back in style.”