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 +1Posted on Sep 16th, 2009 | re: Let's Just Pretend This Never Happened (66 comments)

His socks in the beginning are just simply insane. There was a lot of drugs going on in the making of this video.

 +5Posted on Sep 15th, 2009 | re: NSFW: Ghostface Killah "Stapleton Sex" (36 comments)

Touching is obviously a motif. There is touching people in the video as well as touching the iphone. It symbolizes how our society is becoming more touch freindly. I believe there are lines in the song that involve touching too, like touching “dick” and “pussy” and other such organs. Im just afraid to look up the lyrics because my family uses this computer too.

 +12Posted on Sep 14th, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: All Your Boyfriends (47 comments)

The guy who has cats was included just because he submitted himself to be on this show in the first place. And he is probably lying about liking cats anyway.

 +2Posted on Sep 14th, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: All Your Boyfriends (47 comments)

I tried writing a response to this video like 3 times, and then realized that all of these men are going to hell, and that my words would be powerless to save thier godforsaken souls.

 +4Posted on Sep 12th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (94 comments)

You saying “Come the fuck on” was funnier than the pic itself.

 +8Posted on Sep 11th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (94 comments)

I wish I knew how to put in gifs and pics. I would be so popular.

 +2Posted on Sep 11th, 2009 | re: America Needs To Stop With This Carrot Top Bashing (24 comments)

I think the point of the commercial was to use the patheticness of Carrot Top to distract you from the patheticness that this commerical features a NASCAR driver with a Burger King logo on his chest.

 +5Posted on Sep 11th, 2009 | re: Even The Takers Trailer Seems Photoshopped (64 comments)

Just when you thought Chris Brown was at rock-bottom…

 +5Posted on Sep 10th, 2009 | re: You Can Make It Up: Charlie Sheen's REAL Meeting With Barack Obama (30 comments)

Best New Party Game: All Dogs Go To White Castle 2

 +4Posted on Sep 10th, 2009 | re: You Can Make It Up: Charlie Sheen's REAL Meeting With Barack Obama (30 comments)

sorry davedavedave, when i wrote this it was gunna be the second comment. didnt mean to cramp your style

 +1Posted on Sep 10th, 2009 | re: You Can Make It Up: Charlie Sheen's REAL Meeting With Barack Obama (30 comments)

Charlie Sheen’s nose became a penis that he began to masturbate, but his hands could not get a grip, and he looked down to see that they were made out of pie. Classic.

 +1Posted on Sep 9th, 2009 | re: That's Your California Assemblyman: Michael Duvall (27 comments)

*Dry heave* Ughhhh old horney Assembleymen *dry heave*

 +2Posted on Sep 8th, 2009 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: AIDS ≠ Hitler (44 comments)

I HATE when they try and give them a theme.

 +1Posted on Sep 7th, 2009 | re: Paul Scheer Crashes (Get It?) The Lost Production Offices (9 comments)

LOST is the second greatest thing that has happened to Wednesday since someone started calling it hump day, and thesingle greatest thing the happened to mankind ever. In close second is Videogum

 +5Posted on Sep 5th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (203 comments)

Not to be a bother, but I believe you meant have, not half, because halfing to quit sounds either physically or psychologically painful, depending on which part of himself he halves.

 +2Posted on Sep 5th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (203 comments)

wait, seriously? should I get rid of them? (and by them, I mean quotation marks) PAH!

 +1Posted on Sep 4th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (203 comments)

hlebtastic, do i need to change my avatar? i’ve been coming here for awhile but just made an account and….well we have similar avatar tastes

 +1Posted on Sep 4th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 7 (300 comments)

the Fellowship of the Vibrator Ring

 +2Posted on Aug 27th, 2009 | re: This Is Your Music Video: Miss Lolitas' "Amber Alert" (41 comments)

Next time on LOST: More than 897,500 children are abducted annually.

 0Posted on Aug 26th, 2009 | re: Welcome To Boogie Town, Population: Huh? (49 comments)

i actually couldnt finish watching that trailer

 0Posted on Aug 26th, 2009 | re: Welcome To Boogie Town, Population: Huh? (49 comments)

i actually couldnt finish watching that trailer

 0Posted on Aug 5th, 2009 | re: G.I. Joe: World Police (3 comments)

I think this movie’s release date corresponds with the apocolypse of humanities culture

 0Posted on Aug 5th, 2009 | re: Tiny iPhone Steering Wheel Is Tiny Reminder Of Why Nerds Are Lonely (29 comments)

Where would you even use this? Suction cup it to the bathroom tile while your taking a shit?