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The Life Aquatic With Steve Boohoo

 0Posted at 2:52pm | re: Sounds Like Joe Francis Is Doing Great (63 comments)

His dancing is by far the #1 best part of Iron Man 2, followed closely by his acting, followed a LARGE distance by everything else in the movie.

 0Posted at 2:43pm | re: Sounds Like Joe Francis Is Doing Great (63 comments)

There is! You can say GOL (Giggling Out Loud), but be sure to pronounce it with a soft “G” sound.

 0Posted at 2:41pm | re: Sounds Like Joe Francis Is Doing Great (63 comments)

Everybody is correct, watch Moon immediately. And lilbobbytables is especially correct because Charlie’s Angels is the bomb dot com. Confessions of a Dangerous Mind is also worth watching.

 0Posted at 2:17pm | re: Sounds Like Joe Francis Is Doing Great (63 comments)

Say what you will about this blookhead, but at least he’s really good at accurately quoting Darwin.

 0Posted at 12:34pm | re: The Pussy Posse (Gross, Sorry) Hits Cannes (20 comments)

When they’re in France, they go by “Bande de chat”

 0Posted at 10:39am | re: GIF Creator Steve Wilhite Drops A Bomb.GIF (Terrible) (68 comments)

Oops, Donna Darko’d this!

 0Posted at 10:35am | re: GIF Creator Steve Wilhite Drops A Bomb.GIF (Terrible) (68 comments)

Ditto. GIF belongs to the people now and we’ll say it how we want!

 0Posted on May 21st | re: Videogum Summer School Is Back In Session (70 comments)

Khan’s blood

 0Posted on May 21st | re: Videogum Summer School Is Back In Session (70 comments)

Having gotten through all of the Doctor Who episodes on Netflix and having just finished the most recent season of RuPaul’s Drag Race, I need to pick my next show. I have so many shows in my queue that I know I will like, but when I try to choose I just get too stressed out and end up rewatching all of Parks and Rec or something instead. Will you guys choose for me? Here are the options:

-Battlestar Galactica
-Breaking Bad
-Luther
-Parenthood
-Scandal

 0Posted on May 21st | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (6 comments)

That pizza is clearly a ladybug.

 0Posted on May 21st | re: Zombie Parkour, FINALLY (14 comments)

Minus the beautiful part.

 0Posted on May 21st | re: Guys! Cut Brad Pitt Some Slack! Jeez! (25 comments)

That was Pittiful.

 0Posted on May 21st | re: Would You Buy Pizza If Your DVD Smelled Like It? (21 comments)

This is dumb, but at least after watching this video I can say that I finally saw Argo.

 0Posted on May 21st | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (32 comments)

They really buried the most interesting part of Underpants-Gate in that Star Trek article. Quote from Alice Eve: “Benedict [Cumberbatch] did a shower scene that wasn’t in the movie.” This is obviously a ploy to drive DVD sales on promise of deleted scenes.

 0Posted on May 21st | re: Star Trek: Into Darkness: A Movie Review (66 comments)

I’ve never seen any of the original Star Trek stuff and I thought that that scene failed because there were no real stakes unless you thought it was a possibility that Kirk would actually die for realsies. It does seem even cheesier now hearing about how it’s copied from the original, but it just seemed weird and emotionally manipulative to me.

 0Posted on May 21st | re: Baby On A Skateboard (6 comments)

Shopping for GoPros.

 0Posted on May 20th | re: Star Trek: Into Darkness: A Movie Review (66 comments)

Also on this subject, this piece of IMDB trivia basically says it all:

 0Posted on May 20th | re: Star Trek: Into Darkness: A Movie Review (66 comments)

I have so many thoughts about this movie! On the whole I liked it and all the actors were very good and the space explosions were very exciting and it’s nice to see that Mickey from Doctor Who is still getting work. But also:

1. It kind of bugged me that they started the movie by completely undercutting two of the major character arcs from the first one. Half of what the first one was about was Kirk proving he was worthy to be captain of the Enterprise, and Kirk and Spock learning to like each other and be friends. But then it’s like “Whoops, Kirk, you are totes NOT ready to be captain of the Enterprise and Spock only kind of likes you.”

2. GIVE ME A BREAK with Kirk’s “death.” No way were they going to kill him off, duh-doy, so it seemed like a kind of a cheap and over the top way to prove that Kirk and Spock are Bros 4 Lyfe. Also, ya burnt Uhura! Spock can turn off his feelings when you are involved, but not when it’s about Kirk.

 0Posted on May 20th | re: Star Trek: Into Darkness: A Movie Review (66 comments)

That bugged me too! And when bitching about it my sister I ALSO described him as “the whitest man of all time.” What I don’t get is like, there were 72 other frozen dudes in those torpedoes who were all evil space superfreaks or whatever, so why couldn’t he just be like “MY NAME IS HAROLD! AND MY FRIENDS INCLUDING KHAN ARE FROZEN IN THOSE MISSILES!” Enough with the white-washing, geez louise.

 0Posted on May 20th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (21 comments)

I sort of enjoyed watching Trance until it got super ridiculous midway through, but it was one of those movies that I liked less and less the more I thought about it after. The fact that there were certain characters you were supposed to root for at the end was absurd because they were all awful.

 0Posted on May 20th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (21 comments)

I didn’t hate it, but I thought it was too long/boring/heavy-handed. I am biased against that director for making such a shitty adaptation of Pride and Prejudice though.

 0Posted on May 20th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (21 comments)

He excels in the role of Handsome Actor Making the Most of Terrible Material, I guess.

 0Posted on May 20th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (21 comments)

I have a question about James McAvoy. Has he ever been in a good movie? I have seen him in a bunch of movies and they’ve all been TERRIBLE. I still like him because duh, he’s cute and charming and has a good accent, but I wish I could watch him a movie that doesn’t make me want to die (looking at you, Becoming Jane).

 0Posted on May 20th | re: Tan Mom Music Video Via TMZ And The Momentary End Of Progress (10 comments)

I know, right? I was not going to press play, but then it was like my mouse hand was possessed. This was the best possible outcome. #blessed