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Even the smoke monster is like “ew, Ben is gross.” You’ve got me, Gabe.
i love the middle guy’s shit eating overconfidence at his friend’s knowledge that ben franklin wasn’t a president…”that was good.” you got them guys! simple history.
i voted you up, but it suspiciously went down. why does that happen here sometimes? anyway, i wish i could vote you up for ever, jennybean, for the AD reference.
“My mama always said life is like a box of chocolates, some of them are coconut.” – Forrest Gump
my eyes!! holy shit, MY EYES LINDSAY
IT IS?! where?
Best WTF moment: Ayush Mahesh Khedekar – Slumdog Millionaire, Jumping in the Poop Shed.
i love their cute squirrel celebration one baby squirrel makes it
OH, please oh please will this be a precursor for Duel 2 recaps by Gabe. All I could think about when I watched it is how much time, effort, and rehearsals they must have taken to film that. Also, CT is a complete poster boy for why you should not take steroids.
Right? And why was his “friend” Charlie or whatever just SITTING there smirking while they got in the fight. Ugh, barf.
if this was a month ago, i would have been soo cute-d out i would be crying, but ever since that monkey ate a woman’s face in connecticut i can’t get on board. yikes, that monkey looks like an extra on a claymation christmas special
Ninja personified. I can’t get over how much of a nondescript asshole the narrator is: “insulation cushions the landing, but not the bottles that drop on his head. Feeling no pain, the man shakes off the fall.” Feeling no pain? Get inside this guy’s head, now that is mothafuckin’ pain.
Just start a blog.
I appreciate you, crentist, for that awesome office reference.
Or have them try and make a toaster pastry with only one level of cooking skill, wait for the fire, and then take out the doors of the room. What, just me?
Too many epic tv fails going on right now. Thumb’s win on Top Scallops, the camera zooming in on Scott’s ab twists, Katelynn’s “master-baiters” joke. Though it was oddly satisfying when JD ripped the phone out of Devyn’s hand when she was on that marshmallow couch.
you’d think after all that he could at least give the old man his own milkshake
Did anyone else notice that Jeff’s restaurant was called Dildo Lounge? Gross. It might have been something else but I wear transitions.
i noticed you have freckles, you wanna talk about it? i think my penpal in elementary school said that to me once
also, it has to be anything they’re touching/immediately close to, because how else would jin not have drowned? he was on that plank the entire time.
their feet were probably hooked under the rungs of the rowboats, which is why they stayed with them during the shift (meta moment, this show is so fucked up that they make their viewers have to come up with situations like levitating in tents and hooking their feet in rowboats)
all i wanted during that part was another shark attack
“is this real life?” AWESOME