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 +2Posted on May 22nd, 2009 | re: Who Knew Baby Anteaters Were Adorable? (19 comments)

Perfect.

 +9Posted on May 14th, 2009 | re: Lost: Season Finale (119 comments)

Even the smoke monster is like “ew, Ben is gross.” You’ve got me, Gabe.

 +2Posted on May 14th, 2009 | re: Double Dog: I Took A TV Bus Tour Alone In A "Just Jack" Tshirt (59 comments)

my hero

 +12Posted on May 13th, 2009 | re: The Daily Show Reveals The Truth About Arizona State. Heh. (21 comments)

i love the middle guy’s shit eating overconfidence at his friend’s knowledge that ben franklin wasn’t a president…”that was good.” you got them guys! simple history.

 +1Posted on May 13th, 2009 | re: The Hills: In This Economy, It's Tough To Find Pretend Work (16 comments)

i voted you up, but it suspiciously went down. why does that happen here sometimes? anyway, i wish i could vote you up for ever, jennybean, for the AD reference.

 +4Posted on May 11th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 3 (124 comments)

“My mama always said life is like a box of chocolates, some of them are coconut.” – Forrest Gump

 +3Posted on May 8th, 2009 | re: National Geographic Presents: The Worst Job Ever (26 comments)

my eyes!! holy shit, MY EYES LINDSAY

 +2Posted on May 5th, 2009 | re: David Cross And Jon Benjamin At The Room NYC Screening (17 comments)

IT IS?! where?

 +19Posted on May 4th, 2009 | re: Um, Why Do The MTV Movie Awards Still Exist? (41 comments)

Best WTF moment: Ayush Mahesh Khedekar – Slumdog Millionaire, Jumping in the Poop Shed. :( :( :(

 +4Posted on May 1st, 2009 | re: That Squirrel Video Really Is That Good (29 comments)

i love their cute squirrel celebration one baby squirrel makes it

OH, please oh please will this be a precursor for Duel 2 recaps by Gabe. All I could think about when I watched it is how much time, effort, and rehearsals they must have taken to film that. :( Also, CT is a complete poster boy for why you should not take steroids.

 +3Posted on Apr 7th, 2009 | re: The Hills: What Doesn't Kill You Almost Kills You (20 comments)

Right? And why was his “friend” Charlie or whatever just SITTING there smirking while they got in the fight. Ugh, barf.

 +9Posted on Mar 31st, 2009 | re: Oh My God This Baby Monkey Is So Cute (32 comments)

if this was a month ago, i would have been soo cute-d out i would be crying, but ever since that monkey ate a woman’s face in connecticut i can’t get on board. yikes, that monkey looks like an extra on a claymation christmas special

 +4Posted on Mar 24th, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Terrible Thief (14 comments)

Ninja personified. I can’t get over how much of a nondescript asshole the narrator is: “insulation cushions the landing, but not the bottles that drop on his head. Feeling no pain, the man shakes off the fall.” Feeling no pain? Get inside this guy’s head, now that is mothafuckin’ pain.

Just start a blog.

 +1Posted on Mar 19th, 2009 | re: The Dr. Dove Commercials Will Make You Scared Of The Dentist Again (26 comments)

I appreciate you, crentist, for that awesome office reference.

 +11Posted on Mar 18th, 2009 | re: Left-Right-Left-Right-A-B-One Tree Hill (12 comments)

Or have them try and make a toaster pastry with only one level of cooking skill, wait for the fire, and then take out the doors of the room. What, just me?

 +5Posted on Feb 26th, 2009 | re: Real World Brooklyn: Chores Will Be Chores (16 comments)

Too many epic tv fails going on right now. Thumb’s win on Top Scallops, the camera zooming in on Scott’s ab twists, Katelynn’s “master-baiters” joke. Though it was oddly satisfying when JD ripped the phone out of Devyn’s hand when she was on that marshmallow couch.

 0Posted on Feb 25th, 2009 | re: Turn Your Old Chainz Into Hospital Ca$H (7 comments)

you’d think after all that he could at least give the old man his own milkshake

 +9Posted on Feb 19th, 2009 | re: Top Chef: Finale, Part One (26 comments)

Did anyone else notice that Jeff’s restaurant was called Dildo Lounge? Gross. It might have been something else but I wear transitions.

 +3Posted on Feb 12th, 2009 | re: Always Take A Jacuzzi On The First Date, And Other Seduction Tips (22 comments)

i noticed you have freckles, you wanna talk about it? i think my penpal in elementary school said that to me once

 +2Posted on Feb 5th, 2009 | re: Lost: The Only Loophole On This Show Ever (66 comments)

also, it has to be anything they’re touching/immediately close to, because how else would jin not have drowned? he was on that plank the entire time.

 +3Posted on Feb 5th, 2009 | re: Lost: The Only Loophole On This Show Ever (66 comments)

their feet were probably hooked under the rungs of the rowboats, which is why they stayed with them during the shift (meta moment, this show is so fucked up that they make their viewers have to come up with situations like levitating in tents and hooking their feet in rowboats)

all i wanted during that part was another shark attack

 +17Posted on Feb 3rd, 2009 | re: Kids Are On Drugs The Darndest Things (26 comments)

“is this real life?” AWESOME