Yikes, clearly the acting gene didn’t get passed on to little Chester.At least he’s a good sing…Er, at least his dad is rich enough to pay for his music videos.

I saw an advanced screening of We Bought a Zoo, and if you sit through the credits, there is a bonus scene that sets up the sequel:

Wow, I really need to start ordering rush service when I call for a messenger pickup to my office (#swag) because the messengers that show up here look NOTHING like any of these people and if they smelled like flop sweat, it would be a huge step improvement. And all of their ‘messenger bags’ are made out of newspaper and duck tape.

I get that but what do the families have anything to do with it? If they did a selection process like calling people to jury duty and the person who was called had to execute someone, it would probably happen a lot less too.

But what I’m saying is, saying the families should be the ones to do it makes it sound like the families made the law, decided on the punishment, and therefore need to do it personally, which is just not true. I just don’t see why that specific example makes any sense.

And the argument is kind of putting these people on trail (so to speak, I know that’s confusing because these things have real trials too) for having extremely complicated emotions that probably none of us could or should ever have to understand. One of their family members was just murdered. Why should they now be called out for having feelings that in no way actually effect how these decisions are made?

I know this is all a hypothetical scenario, but it just seems like a very ill conceived one and it supposedly makes sense.

“Jews! Would you shut your stupid mouths for one second so I can restore your Goddamn courage?!” – Glenn Beck

I can’t tell you how much I wish she ran her over and ‘saved her life’ that way. And she would still claim credit for it.

“I do take credit because my driver was off that day and so I was driving myself. And yes, they did get pulled under my car and suffered 4 cracked ribs, multiple broken bones, and internal bleeding, but I knew right then there was an important reason this happened.” Paltrow confirms from her castle while drinking a rare tea that her slaves picked and brewed for her.

Chet Haze ate here and we all #gothazed

Crap. Sorry. But yeah, I’m totally with you.

Kelly, you absolutely crushed it with this post. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Kahdooz.

I’m pretty sure you meant ACK!, not Eek! #cathy #arewestilldoingthis?

I never thought I would say this but I was super impressed that Dane Cook did this. First of all, most of the people who watch the show at the very least don’t care for him very much. And to allow the whole setup of all the security at his show, and the lines about how famous he was in 200 and 6, and the way he let Louie subtly take him down a notch about that very fame, and discussing his anger about being labeled a rock star when Louie is a Comedians Comedian. Especially after Joan Rivers called him an asshole on Louie’s show a few weeks ago. It was all extremely honest and candid. I definitely gained a lot of respect for him.