I’d watch Don and Ginsberg hang out, watch the game, drink some brews, jerk each other off, see who can cum the farthest, no gay shit.

He also made possibly the only genuine apology any celebrity has ever issued after saying something bigoted.

I’ve only been to Hooters once and I didn’t find it sexy at all. Probably shouldn’t blame Hooters for that though, I was six years old.

I don’t approve of the phrase “you don’t know where it’s been.” It’s a dog’s tongue, you know damn well it’s been in the dog’s asshole. The phrase should be “don’t let that dog lick you, it licks its own asshole.”

he was busy FUCKING HIS GRANDDAUGHTER, because once you find out that he FUCKED HIS GRANDDAUGHTER, then the only context you can imagine Morgan Freeman in THE CONTEXT OF FUCKING HIS GRANDDAUGHTER

THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM THE MARQUESS OF QUEENSBURY [fisticuff noises]

My conspiracy theory: a studio was thinking of making an adaptation of this comic: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pax_Romana_(comics)

Instead they pay this guy on Reddit like $20, creating plausible deniability against the idea that they’re ripping off the comic.

What Rick goes back to Shane’s grave to do…it’s beyond pornographic. Right after I read it, a pastor appeared in my living room and punched me in the solar plexus, no lie.

See I don’t know what they’re playing at, they have Shang Chi, Master of Kung Fu, but neither Power Man nor Iron Fist? What kind of 70′s is this?