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Umm… I never use my twitter, but, for some reason, I really want to be on this list. I’m @stellajz
“Well, I know it’s illegal and I’ve got, like, four animal rights groups on my back, but there’s something about horses that just turns me on.”
Too bad they didn’t have the slow motion like in the shake weight commercial.
And also, what’s the difference between the sake weight for men and the shake weight for women?
“I do not work in the butthole play industry” is my new favorite quote.
Woah, woah, woah!! This is one spambot I am absolutely NOT okay with. g
GO AWAY GROSS PORN BOT!!
WOAH!! Crazy huge. It’s times like this when I REALLY wish we had a delete button. I feel like I ruined this whole thread now. 
Here’s the picture (hopefully) resized.
My kitty. He’s angry because I woke him up from a nap. Even though he sleeps like 22 hours a day.
Whaaa?
This isn’t even a fun advertisement like Tina’s was.
I think we should totally do that! How crazy would that comment thread look?
I don’t know how I feel about this one, Gabe. I actually kind of feel sorry for him. Stealing is bad, but what if he had a kid to feed or something like that and couldn’t get a job?
I know I’m probably the 100,000th person to say this but I LOVE your userpic times infinity!
I posted a picture of my cat like three monster’s balls (ha!) ago, but I’m going to post my dog anyway, because I love sharing.
Why are we all assuming that da cake eatur is male? Sexism much?
For Da Love of Cake: The rise and fall of Da Cake Eatur
Best New Party Game 10?
I’m so confused I might actually cry.
“I’m now half Jewish and half Korean.”
Because that is totally how cultural heritage/religion works.
Unfortunately, jawbone, http://www.wealthyloves.bravehost.com is an exclusive “Millionaire & Celebrity Dating Club.”
Are you a millionaire and/or a celebrity?
Ugh, typocity. I should have typed either “gets naked and stares at women” or “who would get naked and stare at women.
Okay, I’m blushing a little bit. But still, Dr. Phil totally seems like the type of guy who get naked and stare at women.
But I guess he’s the kind of guy who makes women stare at other naked men.
I believe it. Dr. Phil seems like the kind of guy would force a woman to stare at him while he was naked. I’m sure he gets off on it.
Actually, I’m pretty sure I read an article about some mother who took her kids to a library in Dallas and there was a guy there watching porn. She got all freaked out and tried to have the library kick him out and they were like “as long as he’s not jacking off there’s nothing we can do.” So watching porn in the library is apparently a-okay.
I’m not 15, but I am in high school.