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Next time I get into some verbal fisticuffs with someone I am going to be torn between telling them I will fuck their ass till they love me or steal their roommate’s bed and sleep beside them. Forget it, I will split the difference and fuck their roommate till they love sleeping beside me. Then they will know how bad ass I am.
That video made my day. I feel just a little bit better about the world, just a little.
This had three way tie for “Father-O-The Year” written all over it.
This truly is a fresh blend of an amazing suit, profound lyrical prowess, and aww inspiring stage presence. All in the name (the amazing name) of a woman who is both nice AND kind. Why wouldn’t a woman with that rare combination come running back to our knight in blazery like thing with no shirt on.
Look on the bright side guys, if all these dick holes are in one place, they aren’t bugging the shit out of any of us… even if it is for a few short weeks.
I think most of us can agree that, no matter what our politics, Michael Moore can be kind of a douche. However, anytime a citizen’s arrest is attempted I am listening. I think videogum should start a citizen’s most wanted list.
Sometimes the free market is wrong.
Can this be the worst show ever now? It was excelling in all the horrid categories that this sort of reality TV usually highlights, but this show was not satisfied. No, this show managed to upgrade the awful by featuring a man who was not content just killing his own soul on TV. I have more kinds of hate, fear, and disgust for this show than I have words to articulate.
I don’t recall Bush being called Hitler. Except by Keith-O… If he was called Hitler by a small group of protesters I hope there was someone there to call them assholes while making jokes at their expense as we see here. Lets not pretend we are going to give a shit about this woman or these people for very long, like they are going to last in our consciousness or something.
I don’t recall Bush being called Hitler. Except by Keith-O… If he was called Hitler by a small group of protesters I hope there was someone there to call them assholes while making jokes at their expense as we see here. Lets not pretend we are going to give a shit about this woman or these people for very long, like they are going to last in our consciousness or something.
This is the most realistic distopian film to date, right? This is the worst place in our imaginations, simply dreadful. How else can you explain the fact that the most street street rivalries and most disconcerting criminal activity involve competitive dancing. This must be the terrible socialist world that Obama is leading us to.
It must really pain ultra conservatives, convinced that they can make their party cool by being aggressive, hard-nosed, and “realistic,” to be served by a gay man named Barney, but served they were.
On a scale of 1-10 my disappointment in this movie hit about 9. Sure it had a little bit of everything, but it really did nothing well. I take that back, it did alien weaponry well, as Gabe pointed out. The love story didn’t get in the way which was ok but the escape story was sort of half assed. There were giant holes in the plot that left me scratching my head. For example, how does an alien and an internationally wanted man walk up to a an important multi-national agency building with weapons and no disguises? This turned into a strait up action flick somewhere along the line and I guess I just wanted more. I don’t know, I thought with the whole camp theme there would be a bit more profound social commentary to be drawn out of this. I know that says more about me than the movie, but I feel that is what I was lead to hope for in this film. Anyway, there will certainly be a District 10 or whatever they will call it and it will be successful but I will be taking my “I want to see stuff get blown up, damn with the plot” glasses.
Can we please do a new season of the Simple life with this ENTIRE cast? “NYC Prep to get your ass kicked by someone who just worked a 12 hour day and is not amused” ITS A HIT!
OK, I clearly underestimated this post because I really had no clue who these dick holes were. Upon further review, is it wrong that I now support Mothers Against Brokencyde more than I support Mothers Against Drunk Driving, Mothers Against A Living Satan, Mothers Against Headlice and any other Mothers Against… group I can think of put together? Because I do, wholeheartedly.
At first I thought this guy was just your run of the mill ass hole with few, if any, redeemable qualities like the rest of you. Then he managed to force 7 (by their count so probably 4) cops to total ass holes on camera as well. If that wasn’t enough, these cops were ass holes without the aid of baton, pepper spray, or taser! See, when you look at this as a cop video and not a civilian douche-bag video the glass is 1/8th full! It is a good day for internet cop videos my friends… a good day indeed.
haha, it only took one quick review to make sure I didn’t miss any gems. However we have “oblong bow” and the confused “big blow” thanks to said review.
That right there is what bad people do.
Forgive me, I know we JUST went over this but I am a slow learner. I just want to make sure I am getting this right because I too want to be in TV commercials and fashion magazines. Its wrap-a-head + pleat-a-bow + scarf-a-clip + oblong bow + clip-a-bib + ass hot + big blow + choke-a-bitch X glorious clips = career woman?
Great… Got It!
Can we hire him to be the party poet for Sheree’s party… PLEASE!
I would respect his top more if he planned a proper party. Look I am a Cleveland Girl who has climbed out of those mean streets and achieved money. That means I can call up pukie and dem (I assume that is what she calls Bone Thugs-N-Harmony) to beat you up but I can also tell you to eat me. Thats right Mr party planning man… eat me. Thats how we do it in HIGH SOCIETY which you would know nothing about. Now find me someone who can get me a flipping helicopter, a proper poet, and a private performance from Michael Jackson because YOU don’t have the CONNECTIONS to get what I want.
Nothing shields your family from the horrors of a media machine obsessed with using the minutia of your phony-celebrity lives to tear your psyche limb from limb like plastering yourself and your 15 year old on a reality TV show. They will never get their grubby little “downside of the entertainment industry” paws on you there Wendy “Mom of The Year” Maguire.
I feel like we only get a few new scenes with each trailer because there are so much of the same stuff. I am still really looking forward to this. My roommate and I lost our minds at the holocaust rings bit. I had not seen that one yet. This is why, if all else fails here, Zach will make this movie.
I have lived to see a time and space where the Countess actually took someone to manners school and beat them mercilessly with a ruler of knowledge and reason (its an old catholic manners school). I am not sure if Kelly just jumped so far into the bit of self hating walking atrocity that I got dizzy and confused or if the other sub-people showed…. potential. Yeah…. I said it…… potential. Its more likely the former but I never thought I would entertain such a notion before this clip.
Also, say what you will about the host but I would take that job in a heartbeat. If someone asked me if I would sit in a room with 6 people i found to be profoundly evil and quite literally a detriment to society and all I had to do was stir up shit between them as well as make fun of them relentlessly while masking it behind “e-mails” I would jump at it. I would do it for minimum wage. I would do it for free if they gave me a little spray bottle of water to squirt them in the face with when they talked for long or said something stupid… 10 spray bottles.
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