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In Soviet Russia, bookshelf fall on you.
Am I doing this right?
This made me inexpressibly sad. I’m TRYING to express it, but the best I’m coming up with is 
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How many Bs ARE in the gospel, murry?
My church coping strategy was to see if I could spell all the words in the prayers faster than the people around me could recite them. That’s why, to this day, I can spell things really fast. Super transferable skill, btw, so at least I got something out of church. JUST KIDDING… still bitter.
In other news, that was not supposed to be a reply. Please find actual reply below:
I gotta feeling that tonight’s gonna be a God night,
That tonight’s gonna be a God night,
That tonight’s gonna be a God, God night
Thank you.
I had to listen to it twice before I realized they weren’t singing, “My face. My face, my face, my face. My righteous, holy face.”
If the creationists ever decide to concede that evolution really happened and the dinosaurs really existed, this would make a GREAT propaganda poster.
“Jesus loves you like he loves this dinosaur.”
I should go into marketing.
Ugh Nog. Am I doing this right?
A couple of friends and I made the best turkey that three people who have never made a turkey before have ever made (no brag-o)! There were a lot of You-tube videos and E-how tutorials involved.
I can’t decide if I’m:
a) glad that Canada’s very own TV wasteland is as multicultural as Canada! Or:
b) offended. Just offended.
Wait, no, I figured it out.
IS there one for this movie?
Bjorn on the Fourth of July
Yikes Yikes Yikes Weinstein, amirite, guys?
Despite the quotation marks, I somehow thought that “the coolest you’ll look pooping your pants” was a sarcastic comment on this travesty, because of how that is an awful, awful way to advertise any product and no sane advertising executive would ever sanction it. My mistake, I guess.
I can’t be the only one who immediately began choreographing just in case I am ever asked to participate in such a video. Always. Be. Prepared.
I like to think my husband would find this adorable and would thus try to have lots of sex with me. Am I going to be alone forever?
I like to think my husband would find this adorable and would thus try to have lots of sex with me. Am I going to be alone forever?
Am I the only traveling the opposite “feelings about Schuh” arc? I thought he was harmlessly cheesy at first, and now I want to smack his stupid face off.
I read this whole article with “erection” instead of “election”. “The truth is that just because they lost the erection, simply GETTING to the erection is already a huge and impressive accomplishment that most people could not achieve.”
Three questions:
1. Where are my glasses?
2. What does this say about me?
3. But seriously, where are they?