SUP

(I choose to live in a world where Lincoln used to refer to himself as “The Lincs”, and that he wore sunglasses while he did it)

(Also, why is this on a coffee cup, you are freaking me out, Google Images)

Also me! I thought “So that’s what happened to the Mirror’s Edge engine, it knocked up the Doom movie.”

Best Picture
The Social Network

Best Actor
Jesse Eisenberg–The Social Network

Best Actress
Natalie Portman–Black Swan

Best Supporting Actor
Christian Bale–The Fighter

Best Supporting Actress
Hailee Steinfeld–True Grit

Best Director
David Fincher–The Social Network

Best Original Screenplay
The King’s Speech

Best Adapted Screenplay
True Grit

Best Foreign Film
Dogtooth (Greece)

Best Animated Film
Toy Story 3

Art Direction
Robert Stromberg (Production Design); Karen O’Hara (Set Decoration)-Alice in Wonderland

Cinematography
Matthew Libatique-Black Swan

Costume Design
Jenny Beavan-The King’s Speech

Documentary Feature
Exit through the Gift Shop

Film Editing
Angus Wall and Kirk Baxter-The Social Network

Sound Editing
Gwendolyn Yates Whittle and Addison Teague-Tron: Legacy

Sound Mixing
Lora Hirschberg, Gary A. Rizzo and Ed Novick-Inception

Visual Effects
Tim Burke, John Richardson, Christian Manz and Nicolas Aithadi-Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1

Also, the wall version has a bonus horrifying 2-with-a-head

DEAL WITH IT

GAH this is too far down but what I’m saying is Drew Carey looks like Woody Harrelson. I am not inquiring as to your genital state after looking at this image.

I assume this picture was taken just before he got a matching Tim Allen tattoo on his right pectoral.

2001: A Thpathe Odythey

Icesnowcalypse Snow.

Too much?

Of Mice And Beers

SAUSAGE COFFEEEEEE

Hell, I bet you could hire an actual Coffee Maker (human person) to brew coffee for me every morning and it would cost less than $2300. To Craigslist!

Something tells me the gold bikini in this scenario would be solely decorative.