it’s kinda odd that now people are being mean to her for saying that once upon a time people were mean to her.

I’m definitely making some “Treat Yo Self” cupcakes in the near future.

Adios turd nuggets!!! – a person who has seen Grandma’s Boy too many times

My old boss was once on an episode of this show as one of the eligible ladies. I just had to share that because can you imagine having to work FOR someone who would sign up for a show like this?

The U.S. is going to have to legalize polygamy with all the wives Ryan Gosling is going to have. So many wives!!!

I just have to say, Kelly, I love the bullet points in your posts. They make me happy. Keep up the good work!!!

When called out for being overtly racist, just play dumb. – Tea Party, Jeff Dunham, Whitey, etc.

I saw The Sandlot in a movie theater (I’m 100) and in the original theatrical version there was a subplot about how PF Flyers could make someone jump higher and run faster and basically be the best baseball player ever. And when Benny got the shoes, I was in awe. The shoes were like magic and it really added something special to the movie.

So when I got older and bought the movie (first on VHS, then on DVD), I was shocked! appalled! devastated! to find that there was no longer any mention of PF Flyers in the movie. My great grandchildren now watch it with me and I feel a deep sorrow because I know that there will always be a piece of magic missing from the new version.

And by that I mean, I’ve seen this movie way too many times.

I think old people get a pass. If I live to be his age (125?), I’ll wear buckets for shoes and I better never hear a word about it!!!!

Agreed. But I don’t get J Lo either. She’s a much worse fashion designer and singer than she is an actress. And she’s not really a good actress. And she has also been in a loooooong string of flops.

Maybe they both realized that they’re the same person and they can’t occupy the same space in the same universe at once or it will erupt the space-time continuum (or something nerdy like that).

Fortunately, there are many people who never become addicted to drugs or alcohol. Some people experiment or have some rough years and come out fine on the other side. But for others, it definitely IS a lifelong problem that must be managed every moment of everyday. And being honest about facing the issue really is the first step in leading a different life.

Outside of this “incident”, she was a really great school counselor. Everyone is allowed a moment of absolute insanity and I considered this hers.

So happy right now.

Did you know Rudd plays chess with Jon Hamm?

Does it get any better than that?