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Caitlin Ryan
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 +3Posted on Feb 13th, 2012 | re: Saturday Night Live: Zooey Deschanel And Karmin (32 comments)

When ZD announced that Karmin was playing, I was hoping she meant this Carman:

 +8Posted on Oct 17th, 2011 | re: Saturday Night Live: Anna Faris And Drake (35 comments)

Drake being on Degrassi is the #1 reason I care at all about Jimmy, I mean Drake.

I just don’t like the sense of manufactured outrage of THE LIBERALS WANT TO PUT GAY SEX ON PUBLIC TELEVISION (not necessarily of this article, but I’m sure there will be at least one segment on Fox News covering this) when really it’s a small number of people online that apparently think this is a smart idea, while a lot of other progressive people on the internet think it’s a silly idea and that Bert and Ernie are fine as they are.

700 people sign a petition and it’s a news story?

 +1Posted on Jul 13th, 2011 | re: The Real Housewives Of The Bible Is A Real Thing Kind Of! (20 comments)

Those that didn’t have 12 years of Christian school education may not have picked up on it, but part of the whole joke of this is that each of those women is a character from the Bible the stories mirror those of the biblical stories. Delilah as in Samson and Delilah.

Speaking of those 12 years of Christian education, I think almost every depiction I’ve seen of Delilah has shown her as dark and exotic, and not in the way which would make sense since people from the Bible lived in the Middle East and all. Other biblical characters get to be blond and blue-eyed, but Delilah is always a dark temptress.

 +15Posted on Jul 12th, 2011 | re: This Is Just A Good "A Whole New World" Lip Dub (31 comments)

I love the fast food cup attached to her wall. That reminds me of being a teen and saving random pieces of trash because there were memories attached. I’m sure that cup represents something very significant.

 +5Posted on Jul 12th, 2011 | re: Raccoon With A Chef Boyardee Can Stuck On Its Head (37 comments)

I had a feeling I was going to get called on that. I didn’t want to look up the proper classification on wiki because I knew the raccoon wiki was going to be a rabbithole I didn’t want to go down if I wanted to get any work done. I would have started with raccoons and ended up reading about 18th century Swiss architecture or something.

 +17Posted on Jul 12th, 2011 | re: Raccoon With A Chef Boyardee Can Stuck On Its Head (37 comments)

That raccoon seemed drawn to him, as if he could sense that Jared was an expert in rodents with food containers stuck on their heads and would know exactly what to do.

 +7Posted on Jul 11th, 2011 | re: Time To Wake Up, Babies! (20 comments)

This reminded me of fainting kittens and I got kind of sad. Please don’t tell me there’s a fainting kittens/slow loris post script story on this one.

 +1Posted on Jun 29th, 2011 | re: Playable Record Made Of Chocolate, LADIES (37 comments)

Why do people collect baseball cards or hang movie posters on their wall or any other of a million things we dumb humans do to express our interest in whatever we’re passionate about? I love the fact that I can have a million songs on a little box in my pocket and it can go anywhere with me, but I also like things to look at, I like to financially support bands and still receive a tangible item that maybe I can show to some maybe kids some day, and yadda yadda vinyl “experience” blah blah warm sound. MOST importantly, “it’s the little things that get us through life.”

 +6Posted on Jun 22nd, 2011 | re: A Delta Employee Maybe Peed On This Guy's Luggage (47 comments)

I also have membership in the I’m Not Upset My Face Just Looks Like This Club so I get asked what’s wrong a lot, people just assume I’m a grumpy child I guess. I was getting a pedicure with my mom (who also looks younger than her 60 years) a few weeks ago and someone assumed I was her grandchild. I’m almost 30!

 +9Posted on Jun 22nd, 2011 | re: A Delta Employee Maybe Peed On This Guy's Luggage (47 comments)

I am also a member of the Young Face Club. Once when I was 23 I was buying beer and the cashier VERY snottily said “OK, I’m gonna need to see some ID.” When I showed her that I was in fact of age, she rudely said “Oh. You look like you’re 12.” THANKS.

 0Posted on Jun 21st, 2011 | re: The Videogum "Louis C.K. Promise": Pitchfork Interview (25 comments)

(Regarding Jackass) “There’s a real beauty in it, and there’s a release to watching those movies. But it’s because they’re doing things to each other as friends. If they were going around and hitting old ladies in the head, it would be horrible.”

Sounds like someone else recently watched the Russian pranks compilation video…

 +6Posted on Jun 20th, 2011 | re: Tiny Toy Food Set Is Mesmerizing (26 comments)

I dabble in collectible vinyl toys/figures and everytime I’m in a toystore I want to buy ALL the little foods. I always resist because I feel like it is a crazy thing to spend money on (not that a $10 blind box of a Jeremy Fish glow in the dark bat is a good way to spend money or whatever) but my boyfriend took note of my fascination and got me a whole box of “European Grandmother” blind box sets for my birthday last year (very good birthday gift). Now I need a teeny tiny kitchen to display them in.

 +3Posted on Jun 13th, 2011 | re: An Open Letter To Tom Cruise's "Sunday" Outfit (35 comments)

2 Knight 2 Day

 +9Posted on Jun 10th, 2011 | re: Give Us A Smile C'Moonnnnn (51 comments)

POOCH PATROL

That was a really productive use of my working time.

 +1Posted on Jun 10th, 2011 | re: Give Us A Smile C'Moonnnnn (51 comments)

I just spent 15 minutes looking through 38 pages of videos of 90s toy commercials on retrojunk.com for those things! I can see the commercial in my head but I cannot for the life of me remember what they were called! Oh well, it was a nice trip down memory lane and I realize I still remember exactly what the Fantastic Roses playset smelled like.

I believe he has recently changed his feelings on that. I think the first episode of Louis that I watched in the one where all the comedians are sitting around playing poker and discussing the use of the word. I think that was made to be a bit of an update to his old bit about using it.

 0Posted on Jun 9th, 2011 | re: Bicyclist Gets A Ticket, Makes A Silly Video (73 comments)

Countries with the most helmet use also have the most head injuries, and other information about the necessity of helmets: http://bicyclesafe.com/helmets.html

Although yeah, maybe if you know for sure you are going to be crashing into cars and roadblocks some extra protection would be good.

 +1Posted on Apr 29th, 2011 | re: The Tenth Spring Jam Of 2011: "Nu Thang" (30 comments)

Just a few nights ago I specifically looked up the wikipedia for the Donut Man. Life without Jesus is like a donut without a hole, or something?

 +7Posted on Mar 31st, 2011 | re: Republican Congressman Defends Drunk Driving, Fails To Rest Case (58 comments)

Apparently no one in Montana has functioning legs and cannot walk or ride a bicycle.

 +5Posted on Mar 22nd, 2011 | re: Wait, NBC Is Bringing The Marriage Ref Back?! (86 comments)

I have been meaning to watch Twin Peaks and this would give me the perfect reason!

 0Posted on Feb 4th, 2011 | re: The New Face Of The Tea Party Movement (50 comments)

With a very convincing Iowa accent.

 +9Posted on Feb 4th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (158 comments)

I love that Dave Matthews Band has been used as a punchline on multiple Thursday night shows over the past few weeks.