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What is he talking about? I’d LOVE! to see old people chasing ghosts, if there’s a specific age group I want to see chasing ghosts, it Old People. Preferably fat ones.
Champagne Taste. Where is Champagne Taste?
Pirates of the Caribbean: The curse of the black forest cake
Terminator 2: Brithday
I think we need to move grandpa into hospice, hes confused with the phone, he forgets to eat with silverwear, I just think it would be best for him.
I knew when my Blastoise ran away, he’d cause trouble
Needs more oomph.
“Cat touch this…”
– MC Hammer
The nazis line in the movie when confronted by Penn:
“I did nazi that coming!”
Where’d he get that hand-held Lindsay Lohan? They make those now?
He should’v gone inside a grabbed a Gator-AID!
At least he’s alright. The Sun-chips always brighter on the other side.
Would you like some Salt with that Russian conspiracy?
“You know the name. You know the number.”SALT 2
If at first you don’t succeed, lower your standards.
He should change his name to “Liars Von Trier”
Fuhrer rhymes with Trier. Must be true!
I was more impressed with the judges, they showed us all what having fun is supposed to look like.
If you let him near the fridge, he’ll never leave.
Is this a new show for FOX or something? I just don’t get it.
I’m assuming it was one of these:
“Oh great, now my twitters gonna explode like your hamstring.”
“Oh no, not the ham sandwich……. I mean hamSTRING!”
Now that I have your attention, and my degree from the University of Phoenix, I just want everyone made aware I’m now under the moniker Orlando Boom Shakalaka.
All these woman’s sexual harassment claims were not processed by there HR manager, so they settled for group photo.
“What are you LOLing about Bub”
Wolverine – 6/2010
They might make it to the next level, But they wont make it to next year.
The only thing entertaining about this movie was Russell Crowe’s Bore-N-Arrow
But all seriousness aside, having not actually seen this movie, I feel as though I have already seen it.