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Waxy Driver: a mysterious Hollywood stuntman lands himself in trouble when he opens a waxing salon to help out his neighbour.
“Leave me alone hot guy, you’re bad for my ulcer.”
She needs shaving.
But why not?
Ow, this made me think of The Phantom! Billy Zane in a purple ice-skating suit!
Tenenbaums
The Dark Knight Rises, only this time Bruce Wayne teleports himself from Africa back to Gotham City.
The Dark Knight Rises, except this time Bruce Wayne teleports himself from Africa back to Gotham.
From a distance it seemed awesome, but from up close it was just flat and disappointing.
(Sigh…)
Yeah, now Gingrich will become president for sure… NEWT!!
Furst
Great idea. They probably hope everyone is going to watch it at the cinema for five or six times, before discovering that somewhere in the back of the final shot Andy Serkis is hiding.
Something something punk’d
Did you hear what Katie Holmes said about reading the script for her new movie, Don’t Be Afraid Of the Dark? She said it was so scary she panicked and closed her eyes, making everything even worse.
I just saw a tagline of Friends With Benefits: ‘It’s harder than it looks.’ Eeeww.

Just don’t look at it, no matter what happens!
Throw me THE idol, that is…
Throw me idol, I’ll throw you the whipped cream!
It was Terence Malick unleashing his anger when he realised he should’ve put this footage in The Tree of Life to make more sense of Sean Penn’s Stare.
Maybe that’s why the trailer was so great: it’s basically the whole movie, with the boring parts cut out.
That’s probably just because Bill Murray happens to be white.




















He eats feminist punk rockers for lunch.