This seems to be some sort of cheap imitation of singer Rosie Thomas’ hysterical alter ego “Sheila Saputo”. Watch the shiznak out of this, people: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVggNGVGGq0

I wonder if he understands that most cameras can capture sound as well as images, or if he attached his mike to an old walkman recorder and spent several hours trying to edit the audio into the video only to discover that you can’t use a cassette in a cd drive.

Me too. My computer screen needs a windshield wiper.

Yeah.

I’ve been making a lot of half-assed comments lately, so I hate to just state the obvious, but GOOD GRAVY WHY GOD WHY WHY WHY

As a big Gervais fan, I am forced to agree.

*lowers “Ricky Gervais is God” sign after holding it above head for several years ; stretches arms*

Snowbob Snowpants: The Snowsnow

Ice Pick of Destiny

don’t ‘pologize
for what his eyes
do to that space
between your thighs

The Black Swan Flies South for the Winter

(Is is bad to just flat-out put winter in the title? The Green Hornet Winter! Rubber Winter!)

This doesn’t make her any less of a butthole, but she technically didn’t tell any busy working moms to buy that 2300 dollar coffee maker. She just kinda mentioned that during her “manic morning”, her coffeemaker flashed an “Error 8″ signal, and someone deduced that she must have whatever brand of coffeemaker she has.

I’d just prefer if we were a little more objective in our Paltrow bashing!

I read this in the North County Times, so it HAS to be true:

“Gavin MacLeod revealed that even he himself had set up a profile on the dating site, joking that he “can’t let the real captains have all the fun!” ” (http://www.nc-times.com/news/local/article_af52ffc9-4235-5bb3-a145-b8558347c48e.html)

We have to figure out which profile is his!