Today’s going about as fine as a workday possibly can. My boss is gone so I’m mostly just reading things on the internet, which I haven’t really been able to do for the past 3 (very busy) months. The weather is FANTASTIC though, and I wish I were outside. My brother is on his way down so we can go to our other brother’s bachelor party in Palm Springs this weekend. Should be fun. Semi-related side note: my mom woke me up the other day with a phone call and proceeded to yell at me because brother A accused brother B & I of trying to sabotage his wedding by buying slightly darker gray suits than the rest of the wedding party. Yikes. Have to re-sign our lease tonight which will take a while becuase our landlord is a looooooooooong talker. Yikes again.

300:2 — 301
300er & 300erer
300Fast 300Furious … I give up.

I officiated my sister’s wedding. When I was trying on suits, my wife told the salesman “He’s marrying his sister.”
The guy turned a bit pale.

Charmingly appropriate to use the ballsack emoticon on the Ron Jeremy item (twss).

So that’s why I had trouble finding kale at the grocery store last night. The Fieri fans bought it all up, ashamed no more.

Actually, it’s Gavin Rossdale.

Wow, I didn’t realize everyone (or anyone, at least) loved Martin Short as much as I do. Nice.

A Disgrace To The One True Scott Walker.

1. Beverly Hills Cop. As a slight aside, I always reflect on how that movie inspired me to become a musician. Actually, it was Harold Faltermeyers “Axel F” theme song- on which, as a child, I thought the synthesizers sounded so cool.
2. Sheila E.
8. Yes please.
9. Officially, the WMOAT on The Butterfly Effect, but many more before we had required log-ins.
10. Protein smoothie, turkey sando, orange, vanilla yogurt, apple.

For real, dudes: this was one of my favorite episodes of 30 Rock. So many lolz coming from the couch area of my living room.

GAH!

I’m fine I suppose, but like Gabe said, it’s kind of rainy & dreary. I went out to a nice dinner with my mom & wife last night and had a way-too-unhealthy fancy pizza. I have a new kitten at home that we rescued from the streetz and I keep having strange worries about the horrible things that could happen to her while I’m at work, even though I know I shouldn’t. But I did get to enjoy the kitten sleeping on my lap while petting my older cat on the couch the other night. Living the dream.