Whoa, your cat looks weird.
Today’s going about as fine as a workday possibly can. My boss is gone so I’m mostly just reading things on the internet, which I haven’t really been able to do for the past 3 (very busy) months. The weather is FANTASTIC though, and I wish I were outside. My brother is on his way down so we can go to our other brother’s bachelor party in Palm Springs this weekend. Should be fun. Semi-related side note: my mom woke me up the other day with a phone call and proceeded to yell at me because brother A accused brother B & I of trying to sabotage his wedding by buying slightly darker gray suits than the rest of the wedding party. Yikes. Have to re-sign our lease tonight which will take a while becuase our landlord is a looooooooooong talker. Yikes again.
It’s like my name, but with more “r”s.
300:2 — 301
300er & 300erer
300Fast 300Furious … I give up.
Wait, is this gif you/us talking to Chris Brown, or Chris Brown talking to anyone?
I officiated my sister’s wedding. When I was trying on suits, my wife told the salesman “He’s marrying his sister.”
The guy turned a bit pale.
Props to the overpass by my office for decapitating a giraffe in the Hangover 3 trailer. You’re a movie star now, pal!
Charmingly appropriate to use the ballsack emoticon on the Ron Jeremy item (twss).
Speaking of which, is there a term that Fieri-heads go by (i.e. “monsters”)?
So that’s why I had trouble finding kale at the grocery store last night. The Fieri fans bought it all up, ashamed no more.
(the whole thing, not just the hair)
Actually, it’s Gavin Rossdale.
Pretty good year, dudes. Went to Spain with my wife, which was the best. Did a lot of fun stuff, like surfing tons and playing my guitar. Got a new kitten that my other cat has grown to tolerate. Also, my President won the election (you’re welcome). Pretty psyched about going home for the holidayz. The beginning of the year was kind of shitty- lost some beloved family members and hurt my knee pretty bad playing basketball. So, I suppose it started out Kitsch and is ending up Tatum.
Wow, I didn’t realize everyone (or anyone, at least) loved Martin Short as much as I do. Nice.
With or without John Lennon, she still would have made this video and it still would have been posted on youtube.
A Disgrace To The One True Scott Walker.
Ayo, word up to Thursday haircuts.
1. Beverly Hills Cop. As a slight aside, I always reflect on how that movie inspired me to become a musician. Actually, it was Harold Faltermeyers “Axel F” theme song- on which, as a child, I thought the synthesizers sounded so cool.
2. Sheila E.
8. Yes please.
9. Officially, the WMOAT on The Butterfly Effect, but many more before we had required log-ins.
10. Protein smoothie, turkey sando, orange, vanilla yogurt, apple.
I got my haircut today at lunch because I’m going to my wife’s office Christmas party tonight. Yes, I will be trapped on a boat floating around the harbor with dozens of lawyers for a couple hours, but really, the jokes will just write themselves. And hopefully they have eggnog. And I listened to the new Scott Walker album a bunch of times because I was the only one in the office and it was great.
For real, dudes: this was one of my favorite episodes of 30 Rock. So many lolz coming from the couch area of my living room.
I’m fine I suppose, but like Gabe said, it’s kind of rainy & dreary. I went out to a nice dinner with my mom & wife last night and had a way-too-unhealthy fancy pizza. I have a new kitten at home that we rescued from the streetz and I keep having strange worries about the horrible things that could happen to her while I’m at work, even though I know I shouldn’t. But I did get to enjoy the kitten sleeping on my lap while petting my older cat on the couch the other night. Living the dream.
The Obamas (this would make my parents SO uncomfortable. It would be glorious)
Pau Gasol & Metta World Peace
Conan O’Brien & Andy Richter
Mike D & Adrock
Michael K. Williams