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Dammit this post is basically Gabe Focker shoving his e-cock all up in my i-mouth. You win. This site is like that mindfuck toture maze in the movie Cube, except instead of an unknown controller, it’s run by the Jigsaw from the Saw series (Gabe). Well, I’ve found the exit and I’m stepping out into the light.
R.I.P. Bright Boy/buenosueno
P.S. Wasn’t it the ritard who gets out at the end of Cube? Spooky
I think your opinions about movies are better suited for dyke-ville
I minored in Rick Moranis as their lawyer in the court room scene
GI Joe is in my top 5 movies of the year so far, so fuck off dyke.
Focker is right on this one. As a former body of Audrey II I can tell you that I did indeed eat Seymour at the end of every performance and it was great because I got to kick him in the head everytime he slid down the chute because he was a douche.
yeah, upvote AmPat for this jab, but when i mention jenny slate’s cross-eyes i get crucified. id watch an hour of this show over an hour of biker chicks anyday. sorry, thems is the truths
I second that
It’s his name
Gabe Focker subscribes to the Ben Stiller school of “if I pump up my biceps enough people will forget about how goofy my face looks”.
I second that
Figures you’d enjoy Grand Torino, Focker
It’s just a game, Focker!
She wants that extra life so bad
The F-word doesn’t offend me, but her cross-eyes do
See, that makes me want to read pitchfork like nothing else ever could.
In England we don’t call that sort of thing pretentious, we say it’s clever. Maybe in America there’s so much competition to be the most clever that people just be hatin’ out of jealousy, nucka.
I really don’t understand the vehement hatred people have for pitchfork. Their word isn’t Gospel to me, but that doesn’t change the fact that I’ve gotten dozens of recommendations for what is now some of my favorite music, that I otherwise probably wouldn’t have found anywhere else. As far as I can tell they aren’t influenced by payola or corporate sponsors when it comes to their “faggy and pretentious” opinions.
Also, I’m wondering if maybe you would be open to the possibility that what you are labeling as “faggy and pretentious” on pitchfork is really just what others would call musical literacy. Are they posturing in the hope of making readers feel inferior, and thus feel like they need pitchfork? Are they assuming too much knowledge from their readers? Or are they just people with a high music IQ writing to like-minded people who get blasted by people who resent the time they’ve dedicated to an artform they are passionate about?
I don’t know. I’m not a big fan myself, but I do check out their end of the year lists and occasionally find something pretty to listen to from them, and so feel the need to defend a bit as a return favor. It seems to me that a lot of the hatred comes from the same people who are constantly hating on hipsters. There is a lot wrong with hipsters (and pitchfork), but why spend so much of your time directing negativity toward them? Aren’t they sad enough already? Could it be you are actually very attracted to much of what you propose to despise? People like you remind me of the cliche jock character from all the teen movies who secretly wants to fuck the artsy chick. Go fuck her. She would totally do you. You’ll probably get the clap, but she’ll make up for it by recommending a lot of good music to you.