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 0Posted on Nov 30th, 2009 | re: Operation Watch This: Patton Oswalt As Tommy Wiseau (26 comments)

Wait, isn’t this Uwe Boll’s life story?

 +4Posted on Nov 5th, 2009 | re: You Can Make It Up: The Terminator Trap (44 comments)

I cried.

 +10Posted on Oct 23rd, 2009 | re: The Jeff Dunham Show Is The Worst Thing In The Entire World (249 comments)

Dude, I’m an angry, hateful El Duderino, I’m not into the whole brevity thing.

 +5Posted on Oct 19th, 2009 | re: NSFW: Marge Simpson In Playboy Magazine (36 comments)

It’s like walking in on your parents having sex. Ugh!

 +3Posted on Sep 30th, 2009 | re: Fantastic Mr. Fox Continues To Look (Wait For It) Fantastic (121 comments)

I’m sorry.

 +3Posted on Sep 30th, 2009 | re: Fantastic Mr. Fox Continues To Look (Wait For It) Fantastic (121 comments)

And since Santa didn’t bring me proof-reading skills, I also fail at very basic hmtl.

 +16Posted on Sep 30th, 2009 | re: Fantastic Mr. Fox Continues To Look (Wait For It) Fantastic (121 comments)

To be fair the petition is actually signed by “Wess Anderson” who might be a completely different person (maybe this guy http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1858511/).

In other news I still believe in Santa Claus and do not want to get my head out of the jogurt cup.

 +3Posted on Sep 16th, 2009 | re: Michael Douglas To Play Liberace (9 comments)

Is this reported by the same brilliant people who thought Jamie Foxx was the perfect choice for Frank Sinatra?

 +8Posted on Sep 16th, 2009 | re: Let's Just Pretend This Never Happened (66 comments)

Lay off the meth, Sesame Street!

 +8Posted on Sep 15th, 2009 | re: Kids Eat Their Pets The Darndest Things (27 comments)

Charlie Sheen, is that you?

 +1Posted on Sep 2nd, 2009 | re: Piecing Together Gossip Girl Season 3 From These Five Clues (12 comments)

This is not what I imagined “methheads in helicopters” to be like.

 +18Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: This Guy Is Your Boyfriend (77 comments)

So I guess not everyone had a great time at the Gathering :-(

 +11Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 7 (300 comments)

Rosemary’s /b/aby

 +13Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 7 (300 comments)

Guess who RSVP’d to my facebook event
Stand By Me (or at least change your twitter avatar to show support)

 +4Posted on Aug 25th, 2009 | re: Steven Seagal: Lawman Is A Real Show (35 comments)

I want to believe.

 +4Posted on Aug 24th, 2009 | re: This Is Your Music Video: Ken Hiraki "Bye Bye Melody" (32 comments)

Needs more pink dolphins.