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 +2Posted on Jan 20th, 2010 | re: Martha Stewart Pole Dances. The End. (47 comments)

Sweet Semicolon, I honestly wish I could upvote you forever.

 +1Posted on Jan 19th, 2010 | re: Katy Perry And Timbaland Should Go To Jail (39 comments)

Yes, at first I wasn’t so sure about this video, but when I saw Timbaland’s jaunty cap which he stole from a newsboy from the 1920s (that’s why he’s really in jail, by the way), and his omnipresent thumb pressed lightly against his chin, I realized I had nothing to be unsure about. This video is horrible.

 +1Posted on Jan 19th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 14 (142 comments)

Hello sir, I have an extremely urgent problem that I’d like your advice on. I have a new neighbor who is extremely rude and probably not a Christian. First, the building of her house caused my sister to die in a tragic construction accident. Then, she stole my sister’s shoes, which have been in our family for generations! I know that the Bible says we should not use witchcraft, but I am considering using it as the only way to get back at her. I know I should stop being a witch, but how can I forgive someone who has done so many terrible things to me?